#1
i searched, and i couldnt find a thread on sleepwalking

does anybody have any funny sleepwalking stories?

once when i was camping in France i unzipped the tent and ran halfway down the road, while asleep.
im not sure why, but im pretty sure something was chasing me in my dreams.

how about you?
#2
once while i was sleep walking i walked outside and turned off the sprinklers

then i woke up, locked out and freezing
#3
I peed on a plant. A lot. In front of my cousins female friend =(
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#4
a friend of mine told me i was talking in my sleep once. he told me it took him awhile to realize i was asleep
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#5
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#7
I used to take random pills in the medicine cabinet while sleep walking..

I could have died.
#8
Can't say I have ever sleepwalked, but how would you know right? You're asleep, so you never know. Unless you wake up in a totally random place, which I'm pretty sure never happened.
#9
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i pissed in a saucepan once...then heated it on the stove things lol.


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#10
ive sleep danced before but that doesn't top pissing in a saucepan
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#11
my dad caught me tryng to piss either in the fridge or the trash whilst i was sleep walking.
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#12
I left a hotel in Florida and walked down the street, the hotel security guard was following me around. I somehow walked back to the hotel and I had the latch flip over so I could let myself in without a key, it was quite bizarre.
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#13
I used to have night terrors when I was younger, and one night apparently I ran screaming through my house as fast as I could straight into a doorway corner, nailed my face on it and bounced back hard enough to give my arm a bruise that went from my elbow to my shoulder. All I remember is waking up crying and in pain.
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#14
I got in a fight with a wall, and I walked through the entire house, and ate everything that I like in the fridge. My mother started shouting at me while I was cooking Super Noodles. She realised I was sleep walking when I didn't respond for 5 minutes. Then she just kept an eye on me.

I also speak in my sleep. Which I worry about, I don't want to say things that I might regret.
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i pissed in a saucepan once...then heated it on the stove things lol.

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#18
I live on the second floor of my house, and i used to dream of floating down the stairs and then i would wake up on the couch on my first floor.
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#19
My brother was sleepwalking and pissed in the corner of the hallway.
My friend sleptwalked and opened the door of our tent. When I woke up, I found A FOCKING RACCOON EATING A CANDY BAR HE FOUND IN MY FRIENDS BAG! It basically scared the SH*T outta me.

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#21
lol at these comments

has anyone ever had the opposite where you wake up but you cant move and you're paralyzed?
and sometimes thers hallucinations scary as ****

sometimes i also waku ap real fast and im awake but still dreaming but that only lasts for like 5 seconds lol
#22
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#23
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I once feel asleep at night before putting my pajamas on and woke up in the middle of the night with them on, not knowing how. Still don't.
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#24
i dont really ever sleep walk, i did have that dream where i float down the stairs.
so who knows i might do it withouth knowing

My bro fell of the stairs sleep walking though
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#25
It wasn't really sleepwalking, but there was this one time where I went to sleep in my bed and woke up on the floor the next day.
#26
my grandma has LOADS the funniest was

she walked into another room one time....the somehow walked back.....and tired to climb into her PILLOWCASE
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#27
When I was 14 or so I was staying the night at a buddies house and he pissed on a pile of clothes in his parents bedroom while sleepwalking. They woke him in the act. It was really funny too because I remember him saying he angry at his parents before he went to sleep.
#28
someone else told me that they slept walked into the bathroom and started having a shower, and then they woke up whilst they were in the shower fully clothed....well in pJs
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#29
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i once went to bed without socks on and woke up with them on...


Haha I think I've done that before.

It's so comfortable sleeping in socks.
#30
i ALWAYS sleep with socks on >.<
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#32
Once when I was about 3 I was staying at a hotel with my family and while sleepwalking I unlocked the door and walked out to some lawn on the side of the hotel. I lied down and went to sleep again. I guess it started to rain and I ran back to our room crying.
#33
one time i had a dream i was drinking water and i woke up and i was drinking paint thinner. not great actually. mom freaked out but i didnt go to the hospital cause i seemed alright.