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#1
I know it's technically my fault. However, she assured me that she wouldn't be pregnant and she was on the pill.
So....

I'm asking the worst place in the world for advice on this.
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#2
You're ****ed

Start saving for childcare
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#5
Better go grab a coat hanger......
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#6
Make sure she's pregnant before you get worked up over nothing. If she is, be responsible for your actions and take care of the child if she chooses to keep it.
#8
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Make sure she's pregnant before you get worked up over nothing. If she is, be responsible for your actions and take care of the child if she chooses to keep it.


Only problem is I'm going to college in a month and she's still in high school...
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#9
Take good care of her and the child or you'd deserve to rot in the deepest corners of hell. ^^
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Make sure she's pregnant before you get worked up over nothing. If she is, be responsible for your actions and take care of the child if she chooses to keep it.


+1...you'll find a way
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#12
You sir, got pwned. Have fun raising a child unprepared.

If she actually is pregnant, abortion is your friend.
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#13
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Only problem is I'm going to college in a month and she's still in high school...


You're a pedo too then?
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#15
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I know it's technically my fault. However, she assured me that she wouldn't be pregnant and she was on the pill.
So....

I'm asking the worst place in the world for advice on this.


Abortion.
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You're a pedo too then?


Nope. She's 17. She'll be 18 in September.
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Only problem is I'm going to college in a month and she's still in high school...


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#19
Honestly, I know it sucks, but an abortion may really be a plan here. You've got your whole life ahead of you
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#21
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Abortion.


Oh yeah, those are available everywhere...

not to mention in my budget.

And that's not really my choice.

I don't know for sure if she is or not. I just know that she thinks she might be. It may not even be mine...

lol. it may be my best friend's.
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#22
i hate girls like this....mostly likely (because the pill is 99.9% safe)
a) she didnt take it regularly each day at a regular time
b)she took antibiotics and forgot to use protection aswell....the pill isnt effective when someone is on antibiotics


has she taken a test
why didnt she get the morning after pill...its free!
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#23
Grab a war axe and start to slice her into small pieces. And problem solved. Works 100%
#25
I at least got some good laughs and a plan A gameplan from this.
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#26
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Make sure she's pregnant before you get worked up over nothing. If she is, be responsible for your actions and take care of the child if she chooses to keep it.


Listen to this man. I had a pregnancy scare that turned out to be nothing, but the week before that was realized was the worst week of my life. Don't let it get to you unless you know for sure.
#27
EEheeheeheeheehee.

I'd be gutted my friend. Ah well thats the end of your life as you know it. You've spoilt everything.

Your an idiot. Sorry.

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#28
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I think the term is "ABORTION PUNCH"

or "ABORTION KICK!" if you're above and to the right
#29
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Make sure she's pregnant before you get worked up over nothing. If she is, be responsible for your actions and take care of the child if she chooses to keep it.

This.
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#30
morning after pill?
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#34
Ok, the morning after is long gone. We ****ed a last wednesday. it's now sunday. Morning after woulda been thursday.
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#35
if she's on the pill, it's 98% certain she's not pregnant.

however, the fact that you clearly don't know much about contraception suggests to me that you're not mature enough to be having sex.

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i hate girls like this....mostly likely (because the pill is 99.9% safe)
a) she didnt take it regularly each day at a regular time
b)she took antibiotics and forgot to use protection aswell....the pill isnt effective when someone is on antibiotics


has she taken a test
why didnt she get the morning after pill...its free!


did you actually READ the thread? where did it say that she was irresponsible or didn't take her pill regularly? from all the stupid posts i've seen you make, i'd say you're far more likely to forget your pill than this guy's girlfriend.
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#36
lots of girls have pregnancy scares, until you know for sure...dont sweat it.

and if she is, run. lol or win the ****in lotto to take care of the thing
#37
Looks like you need a trusty coat hanger and a hefty pair boots. Best get stompin' and proddin' son.
#38
Yea there's been a lot going around about the pill not working very well and girl's getting pregnant.

Anyway, you could always put the kid up for adoption.
#39
If she's really pregnant wait a couple of years and go to Maury.
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