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Then they promptly surrendered

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This is coincidentally the closest the french military has come to a victory
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So we had a music battle, copying what each other did and upping the ante and whatnot. After awhile of going nowhere, I said to the pianist "let's see you do this, asshole" played a single note... and bent it up a step. And left.
#4
That is one nasty mistake, first time their rifles have been shot since the First World War, not a way to go down.
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#7
Quote by Nightmare_xxx
France jokes aside, that's a bit fucked up to be honest

It is. Assuming this was accidental, I'm curious as to how on the sixth fucking demonstration you manage to put real bullets in.

The first five went off without a hitch, it seems. How does this happen?
Last edited by Flying Couch at Jun 29, 2008,
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Then they promptly surrendered

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This is coincidentally the closest the french military has come to a victory

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#10
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"after real bullets were used instead of blanks"



would it be wrong to laugh?
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#11
Too much starch in the white flag?
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#12
I started laughing here:"A military shooting demonstration in south east France has left 16 people wounded, after real bullets were used instead of blanks."

Stoped here:"Four of the wounded are in a critical condition, including a young child."


And this fucker almost made me fall of my seat:
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Then they promptly surrendered
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This is coincidentally the closest the french military has come to a victory




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Nice going, France. *insert "saved your asses in WWII" line here*

We saved there asses in both wars...
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^ jackal58



but seriously that is sad, how in the hell could you confuse blanks with live ammunition
wat.
#14
French military demonstrations.


Worse than bears with guns.
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Then they promptly surrendered

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This is coincidentally the closest the french military has come to a victory


I don't see where this stereotype comes from. I'm a military history guy and France has won many wars throughout it's history. In the First World War, France contributed the most to victory. More Frenchmen fought than British or American and they suffered way more casualties. They held Verdun against the Germans in one of the worlds largest battles. France also had a smaller population than Germany, Britain and the U.S. That war was ended by economic exhaustion.

In the Second World War, France(still not fully recovered from WW1) was beaten by Blitzkrieg. A rapid style of fighting that was only capable of being stopped because of English Channel. Still, the French soldiers never stopped fighting an kept reforming line after broken line.

The French were beaten in Vietnam but then again, so were the Americans.

French military history is more marked with blind courage and charging into carnage than surrender.
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riiiiiight.

this isn't a thread about a koi pond or snooker? what's going on Harm?
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^ jackal58



but seriously that is sad, how in the hell could you confuse blanks with live ammunition

You can't. The bullet at the end of the casing is a dead give away.
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#18
damn frogs, aim at the sky and they hit people, aim at people and they surrender then collaborate.
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I don't see where this stereotype comes from. I'm a military history guy and France has won many wars throughout it's history. In the First World War, France contributed the most to victory. More Frenchmen fought than British or American and they suffered way more casualties. They held Verdun against the Germans in one of the worlds largest battles. France also had a smaller population than Germany, Britain and the U.S. That war was ended by economic exhaustion.

In the Second World War, France(still not fully recovered from WW1) was beaten by Blitzkrieg. A rapid style of fighting that was only capable of being stopped because of English Channel. Still, the French soldiers never stopped fighting an kept reforming line after broken line.

The French were beaten in Vietnam but then again, so were the Americans.

French military history is more marked with blind courage and charging into carnage than surrender.


I'm a military kind of guy, AND French, and trust me, dispelling the stereotypes with the truth never works. I joke about that more than most other people I know Even though 100,000 Frenchmen died defending our country in WWII. But Americans say it's not true, so it's gotta be untrue.
That's funny too... everyone makes fun of the French, but most people I met who did couldn't take a joke about their own country.
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riiiiiight.

this isn't a thread about a koi pond or snooker? what's going on Harm?


Saw this on the news and I thought it was terrible. Seriously, I mean you'd think that the first injured person would have sparked a warning.
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damn frogs, aim at the sky and they hit people, aim at people and they surrender then collaborate.

I faceplanted into the keyboard laughing

I might sig that if I have space...
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#22
Well the french did save the united states in the revolutionary war, but the stereotype is as usual funnier than the truth
Quote by GeneralGrim
So we had a music battle, copying what each other did and upping the ante and whatnot. After awhile of going nowhere, I said to the pianist "let's see you do this, asshole" played a single note... and bent it up a step. And left.
#23
this is kinda relavent i guess but my history teacher loves making French jokes.

One time this girl goes "doesn't the French flag have the same color as ours?" and he replied "No the French flag is pure white."

Another "Did you hear about that French WWII rifle for sale on e-bay? Yeah it's in mint condition, it's never been fired and it was only dropped once!"

Another "The French and the Jews got into a battle one time and there was massive eye injuries to both sides as the other was trying to surrender faster"

Last one, "The first thing France teaches it's soldiers to say at basic training is "I surrender" in every language."
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I don't see where this stereotype comes from. I'm a military history guy and France has won many wars throughout it's history. In the First World War, France contributed the most to victory. More Frenchmen fought than British or American and they suffered way more casualties. They held Verdun against the Germans in one of the worlds largest battles. France also had a smaller population than Germany, Britain and the U.S. That war was ended by economic exhaustion.

In the Second World War, France(still not fully recovered from WW1) was beaten by Blitzkrieg. A rapid style of fighting that was only capable of being stopped because of English Channel. Still, the French soldiers never stopped fighting an kept reforming line after broken line.

The French were beaten in Vietnam but then again, so were the Americans.

French military history is more marked with blind courage and charging into carnage than surrender.

and how many wars have Canadia won?
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and how many wars have Canadia won?

What does that have to do with anything? And where the fuck is Canadia?

I predict that this will dissolve into a pissy nationalism fight in a matter of minutes.
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ummm why diss the jews, the Israeli Defense Force has won every war it's fought in.
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I'm a military kind of guy, AND French, and trust me, dispelling the stereotypes with the truth never works. I joke about that more than most other people I know Even though 100,000 Frenchmen died defending our country in WWII. But Americans say it's not true, so it's gotta be untrue.
That's funny too... everyone makes fun of the French, but most people I met who did couldn't take a joke about their own country.


Oh, I thought that people were just ignorant to the facts.

My favourite bit. In the War of the Grand Alliance(1688-1697), France was opposed by England, the Holy Roman Empire, Spain, Sweden, Portugal, Bavaria, Saxony, Brandenburg, Savoy and... whatever the low countries were called at the time. By the end of the war, the French had dismantled the alliance against them and gained territory.
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ummm why diss the jews, the Israeli Defense Force has won every war it's fought in.


it was a joke about how then they got taken over back in like Biblical times...present day they do quite well for themselves...and he's never serious about any of it he just likes to have a good time with the class.
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Oh, I thought that people were just ignorant to the facts.

My favourite bit. In the War of the Grand Alliance(1688-1697), France was opposed by England, the Holy Roman Empire, Spain, Sweden, Portugal, Bavaria, Saxony, Brandenburg, Savoy and... whatever the low countries were called at the time. By the end of the war, the French had dismantled the alliance against them and gained territory.



MEh, we Brits still have the Welsh to take the micky out of
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Oh, I thought that people were just ignorant to the facts.

My favourite bit. In the War of the Grand Alliance(1688-1697), France was opposed by England, the Holy Roman Empire, Spain, Sweden, Portugal, Bavaria, Saxony, Brandenburg, Savoy and... whatever the low countries were called at the time. By the end of the war, the French had dismantled the alliance against them and gained territory.


They are, and usually refuse to listen to the truth. It's not that they don't care, it's just funnier to keep making fun of us. I don't actually mind. I just say 'Viet Nam' whenever and it shuts them up.
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and how many wars have Canadia won?


The War of 1812 - America tried to invade. Look up the Battle of Queenston Heights.

WW1 - Ever heard of the Canadian Corps? They were the best attacking unit in the entire ****ing war. They took Vimy Ridge after everybody else failed. They were totally badass.

WW2 - Canada gets flowers every year from the Netherlands in gratitude because Canada helped to liberate them.
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The War of 1812 - America tried to invade. Look up the Battle of Queenston Heights.

WW1 - Ever heard of the Canadian Corps? They were the best attacking unit in the entire ****ing war. They took Vimy Ridge after everybody else failed. They were totally badass.

WW2 - Canada gets flowers every year from the Netherlands in gratitude because Canada helped to liberate them.



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What does that have to do with anything? And where the **** is Canadia?

I predict that this will dissolve into a pissy nationalism fight in a matter of minutes.


It was called a fucking joke. Who the hell majors in history anyways.
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It was called a fucking joke. Who the hell majors in history anyways.


I've never studied history in school. I just read books, you could look into those sometime.

It's just not very funny when you have extensive knowledge that goes against what a joke is getting at.

And yes, I do have to ruin it for everyone else.
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ummm why diss the jews, the Israeli Defense Force has won every war it's fought in.


Damn straight, and they are at the forefront of new weapon tech.

Haha, but aside from that I have a funny thing my friend said.
(I'm jewish)

So we're sitting watching the new Rambo, and on a 'news report' its says the terrorists were attacking Christian Groups

He turns torwards me and says 'Hey, you got lucky for once'
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#35
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You can't. The bullet at the end of the casing is a dead give away.


i c wut u did thur lol

but the soldier(s) in question can't honestly be that stupid, it's part of their job to shoot rifles

there must be some more to it i think
wat.
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The War of 1812 - America tried to invade. Look up the Battle of Queenston Heights.

WW1 - Ever heard of the Canadian Corps? They were the best attacking unit in the entire ****ing war. They took Vimy Ridge after everybody else failed. They were totally badass.

WW2 - Canada gets flowers every year from the Netherlands in gratitude because Canada helped to liberate them.



Ha, sorry about the double post if it happens.

But America won WW2, it was the one that bombed the crap out of Japan. It also liberated numerous concentration camps, and then forced Germans to walk through and see what their people wee doing.

And in WW1, America completely offset the stand-still that the war was at before we went in, and along with pure numbers that help a War of Attrition, we also brough supplies.
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#37
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What does that have to do with anything? And where the fuck is Canadia?

I predict that this will dissolve into a pissy nationalism fight in a matter of minutes.


and then the French will surrender.
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Ha, sorry about the double post if it happens.

But America won WW2, it was the one that bombed the crap out of Japan. It also liberated numerous concentration camps, and then forced Germans to walk through and see what their people wee doing.

And in WW1, America completely offset the stand-still that the war was at before we went in, and along with pure numbers that help a War of Attrition, we also brough supplies.

Yeah bombed the **** out of civilians, what heroes.
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