#1
i havnt smoked cause im out of cigs, the guy who gets them for me just got busted, i managed to get two cigs from another friend, and my lighter is out of fluid, how can i get this lit? no toaster is not an option, and i dont have matches, and its not easy for me to obtain a lighter, i havnt smoked in 5 days wich is the longest i have gone without smoking since 2 years ago, HELP
no sarcastic answers please, im not gonna quit, im not gonna wait till i can get a match ot lighter, and your wasting your time trying to be funny and trying to gain acceptance from people you dont know just because you have no friends.
PLEASE HALP!
#3
smokers are jokers!
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#6
got a gas range/cooktop? or go down to the local hardware store and pick one up and if they ask say it's for your dad he's having problems geting the bbq started
#7
Seriously dude, wait it out until you get one. If you can't manage to get a hold of a lighter, you certainly shouldn't be smoking cigarettes.
#8
use your stove if possible.

ask your neighbors.
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go outside, ask passer-bys for a light?


there you go playa, don't smoke cigarretes unless u can afford them/buy them legally.


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#11
you can't get a lighter?

how is this possible?

even cavemen could light cigarettes..


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#15
you're really stumped on how to...start a fire? didn't some neanderthals do that a few hundred thousand years ago?

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#16
Go to some store and ask if they have the BBQ lighters, if they say no, ask for a casual lighter, it will take off any suspicion
#17
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you're really stumped on how to...start a fire? didn't some neanderthals do that a few hundred thousand years ago?


im not rubbing two sticks together till they get hot, that sounds too much like gay sex to me
#18
use a prison match if you have a lighter that can create sparks,take some real fuzzy lint off of a cotton sock,put in a tissue,spark lighter on it till it creates flames.i use this to start fires at camp
#19
Stove
Try and set a frying pan on fire...though that's very dangerous. Actually,don't try it.

EDIT:Wire wool attached to an electric current,like a 9V battery, starts a fire.
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use a prison match if you have a lighter that can create sparks,take some real fuzzy lint off of a cotton sock,put in a tissue,spark lighter on it till it creates flames.i use this to start fires at camp


hell yeah, bear grylls style . roll up a tissue like a joint almost and put the lint in the tip and spark your dead lighter as close to the fuzz as you can
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#24
Do you honestly need to smoke THAT bad?
If you can't go more than 5 days without smoking, you're kind of weak.
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#25
A.light off a stove top
B. Use the Cigarette lighter in a car
C. I've heard if a light bulb gets hot enough you can light it off that (idk if its true)
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