Poll: Who would win in a one on one battle?
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John Rambo
28 49%
Chuck Norris
29 51%
Voters: 57.
#1
Alright. Tonight i found myself watching the new Rambo movie with my father and he asked me 'Who do you think would win in a battle between John Rambo and Chuck Norris?'

My obvious answer was Rambo, but thats just me. but i was wondering what the pit would think. I'm excited to see what you guys think, but try to leave a reason why you think who you do.

i'm not really looking for a whole thread with chuck norris jokes but if you have any good ones i dont mind. i think they are funny.

just remember... RAMBO.
#3
Rambo, because Chuck Norris facts are old and unfunny. Also, he's fucking Rambo!
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#4
All Chuck Norris needs to **** people up is the ability to breathe. Anyone can be a badass with a gun in their hand.
#5
For John Rambo, killing is as easy as breathing.
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#6
chuck norris would win know why, 2 words...roundhouse kick
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#7
rambo can kill the entire world with 1 bullet
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#8
Rambo all the way. There is no way chuck norris could steal a helicopter while beign chased by a small army, destroy an entire vietnamese army base with it, rescue 7 p.ow.s, take on another helicopter while flying the p.o.w.s to safety, and then come back and nearly put a knife through his commanders head and he did all that just in the second movie. Chuck dosent have the balls for that. Also Rambo ripped a dudes adams apple right out of his throat. Beat that chuck norris.
#10
Chuck Norris.... Their is no contest.
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#11
Thor would win.
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For John Rambo, killing is as easy as breathing.


couldn't have been said better
#14
no weapons, Chuck
weapons, Rambo

my overall vote goes to Rambo, cuz he's like 60 and still slaughtering people with .50 cals on teh back of a jeep, whens the last time Chuck was in a movie? chuck is still awsome though
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#17
gun>foot

that's the real contest here
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#18
which is more lethal a round-house kick or a machine gun?
I see no sign of fortress.
#20
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no weapons, Chuck
weapons, Rambo


my overall vote goes to Rambo, cuz he's like 60 and still slaughtering people with .50 cals on teh back of a jeep, whens the last time Chuck was in a movie? chuck is still awsome though



I dunno, John Rambo can rip out a man's throat with his bare hands, I'm sure that beats a roundhouse kick

I say Rambo with OR without weapons.
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#21
Chuck Norris Ftwwww!
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#24
Whats the big **** about Norris anywas, Bruce lee owned his ass.
Also i vote Rambo, has anyone read the book btw? its way different and a better story imo.
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#25
anyone notice the poll results are red for rambo and blue for norris even though norris is the republican
**** chuck norris
Bruce Lee kicked his ass
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#26
RAMBO would rape the absolute **** out of Norris. He's ****ing killed over 800 people in 4 movies its just ridiculous.