#1
Well i got this assignment today and i have to make my own myth.
Like "Why has the blue tongue lizard, have a blue tongue?" etc

Btw thats my idea for my own myth.

Any other one's?

Assignment is for English.

EDIT:READ PROPERLY!!!
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Last edited by me4rhcp at Jun 30, 2008,
#6
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I'll take a hint from the Pit.

"Women do not poop."

+1 but you need to come up with some ridiculous story (aka a myth) why.
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#8
Quote by me4rhcp
Well i got this assignment today and i have to make my own myth.
Like "Why has the blue tongue lizard, have a blue tongue?" etc

Btw thats my idea for my own myth.


What about something easy, like why the sun is yellow? Talk about how Apollo lusted for gold, and Zeus punished him by making the sun gold, but Apollo could never lord over it, they got Hyperion to do it, and he could never touch it because it was always moving.
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Quote by me4rhcp
Well i got this assignment today and i have to make my own myth.
Like "Why has the blue tongue lizard, have a blue tongue?" etc

Btw thats my idea for my own myth.

Any other one's?

Assignment is for English.

EDIT:READ PROPERLY!!!

im not sure you understand what a myth is...
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#11
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im not sure you understand what a myth is...

No, he's perfectly correct. A myth is a folk story that details how things came to be how they are today, e.g. how the blue tongued lizard got a blue tongue, or how robins got red breasticles. I think mine would be pretty easy though, see above.
#12
Quote by st.stephen
No, he's perfectly correct. A myth is a folk story that details how things came to be how they are today, e.g. how the blue tongued lizard got a blue tongue, or how robins got red breasticles. I think mine would be pretty easy though, see above.

so what was wrong with people's suggestions? thats what im asking. surely if you he knew what a myth was, he'd choose a better topic, and would not be telling people to read the post properly.
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We play guitar.... we're automatically on top of the world.

Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back!

A Wasted Youth
Is Better By Far
Than A Wise And Productive Old Age

Good Girls Go To Heaven, But The Bad Girls Go Everywhere!
#14
Quote by st.stephen
No, he's perfectly correct. A myth is a folk story that details how things came to be how they are today, e.g. how the blue tongued lizard got a blue tongue, or how robins got red breasticles. I think mine would be pretty easy though, see above.

Like I said, come up with a myth as to why women don't poop. Case closed.

And don't say breasticles. It makes me giggle.
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Like I said, come up with a myth as to why women don't poop. Case closed.

And don't say breasticles. It makes me giggle.


BREASTICLES LAWL