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#1
So 3 people were murdered in Sydney today and a female cop is pretty messed up. They don't know were he was heading but they know he's in a silver Toyota.

Stuff like this doesn't happen here that often

Discuss?
#2
****, seriously?
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#4
Sounds **** scary...good old British Stokey G
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#5
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Stuff like this doesn't happen here that often

Would you like to?
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#6
Far out brussell sprout, i was in sydney today

Obviously no-where near that though.
#8
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wow, you'd expect that in America, but in Aus? No wai.


Yeah, people get axed pretty regularly here. My next door neighbor was just brutally chopped up last week, actually. It's pretty standard business. Doesn't even faze me any more there are so many crazed axe murders here.


Fucking dumbass.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#9
^ haha
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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#11
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Yeah, people get axed pretty regularly here. My next door neighbor was just brutally chopped up last week, actually. It's pretty standard business. Doesn't even faze me any more there are so many crazed axe murders here.


Fucking dumbass.

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#12
He's apparently heading towards Newey, ****!!!
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#14
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Yeah, people get axed pretty regularly here. My next door neighbor was just brutally chopped up last week, actually. It's pretty standard business. Doesn't even faze me any more there are so many crazed axe murders here.


Fucking dumbass.



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#16
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lol
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#19
I thought u meant in Cape breton i would of **** myself..but seriously dude..thats ****ed
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#20
Woah i didn't hear about this, crazy stuff.

I live in the city though so i think i'm safe. Whew...
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#22
UV exposure getting to you Aussies?
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#23
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UV exposure getting to you Aussies?



Yes, because UV rays make you go crazy.

Granted they alter your DNA, but not to the extent you become an axe murderer.

I'd leave that to the public schools and parents.
#24
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He's apparently heading towards Newey, ****!!!

Oh f*ck no!
EDIT: It was in Cowra wasn't it?
RE-EDIT: Nevermind that last edit.
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#26
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Challenge him to a guitar duel and pwn him with your electric axe.

I'd like to, but he has a cutty axe
#28
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pfft who cares about axe murderers when qlds victory is only 2 short days away.

The people getting an axe to the face?
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#29
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The people getting an axe to the face?

But it's t3h st@t3 oF 0r1g1nz0rz!!!11!oneoneone!
#32
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Yeah, people get axed pretty regularly here. My next door neighbor was just brutally chopped up last week, actually. It's pretty standard business. Doesn't even faze me any more there are so many crazed axe murders here.


Fucking dumbass.



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The people getting an axe to the face?

Haha!

Its not right for me to be laughing my ass off in a thread about murder, is it?
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#33
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Did it go anything like this?


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#34
Anyone got a news link?

If not... what happened? Just a random nutcase?

=(
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#36
Quote by bigwillie
Yeah, people get axed pretty regularly here. My next door neighbor was just brutally chopped up last week, actually. It's pretty standard business. Doesn't even faze me any more there are so many crazed axe murders here.


Fucking dumbass.

#38
Crikey!

Had to be done.

I miss Steve Irwin.
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#39
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Crikey!

Had to be done.

I miss Steve Irwin.

That wasn't even funny. Like, At all. Not because it was in poor taste, It just wasn't amusing in the least.
#40
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That wasn't even funny. Like, At all. Not because it was in poor taste, It just wasn't amusing in the least.


Okay.

Anyway, how many has he killed? 3 so far?
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