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Well here it is:


Why is there a Hole in the Ozone Layer?
We’ve all wondered why there is a hole in Ozone Layer. This story will tell you why there is a hole in the ozone layer.
There’s a hole in the Ozone layer because every time NASA have launched a rocket ship or satellite it has gone through that same hole every time! That’s why only recently we’ve been seeing more UFO’s (Unidentified Flying Object) or we say alien’s from 1 of the other 9 Planets in the Universe. Or they may have come from a black hole from a hole another dimension.
Now you ask how come the hole is getting bigger? Well every time NASA launches something out to space they miss that hole in the ozone layer and it gets bigger and bigger because the Americans are becoming too lazy to get into that same hole and as a result of that we are going into Global Warming.
So if you’re thinking it’s us with our cars and pollution, think again. Why don’t you blame NASA on their Lousy Astronauts to get that hole. Well it’s their fault for making it in the first place, why should they make it bigger. We are all suffering from these poor trained astronauts, they should be trained better to get on target and learn how to steer these space ships into space.


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Really interesting fact.
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1 of the other 9 Planets in the Universe



Dude.


There's a few more than that.


There's 9 planets in our solar system.
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Help me to live.


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That was quite and enjoyable rant u had ther. i would like to enquire on how i can subscribe to your magazine and/or newsletter
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That was quite and enjoyable rant u had ther. i would like to enquire on how i can subscribe to your magazine and/or newsletter

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#12
There's no hole in the ozone layer, it's just a thinning. Don't listen to the modern-day wannabe hippies...
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#13
can some please tell wtf TS is on about? i think someones been smoking something lol
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wow....i want whatever it is that you are on .....
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#15
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Dude.


There's a few more than that.


There's 9 planets in our solar system.

i thought we were giving Pluto the cold shoulder now?


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There's no hole in the ozone layer, it's just a thinning. Don't listen to the modern-day wannabe hippies...


But man ... didn't you know that penguins are dying of sunburn because of it, you damn capitalist

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#18
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i thought we were giving Pluto the cold shoulder now?


It certainly IS cold on Pluto! LOL!
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No, there are only 8 planets in our solar system.


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i thought we were giving Pluto the cold shoulder now?



Oh yeah! I completely forgot about that.


Well i still love you pluto, I still love you.
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Help me to live.


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#22
Herman Li is so bad that the Ozone Layer is making a break for it so it doesn't have to listen any more
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#24
This is how it works in my mind:

ozone hole=vag
space shuttle crafts=pwnises

bigger pwnises, bigger vags

we should downsize our space craft
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#25
global warming is a bunch of crap

its not our fault that the ozone is depleting,
its a natural phase the earth goes through

god the crap the media makes people believe..
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#26
Quote by pureebil333
global warming is a bunch of crap

its not are fault that the ozone is depleting,
its a natural phase the earth goes through

god the crap the media makes people believe..



Thats kinda like what we did in physics. something about us coming out of an ice age because the earth's timeline is so long, that for the earth, the last ice age wasn't that long ago.

On the other hand, Leonidas was partaking in javelin practice, missed and therefore made a hole in the ozone gasses.
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That's written so poorly that it'd make even Mary Shelley cry
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#28
Quote by pureebil333
global warming is a bunch of crap

its not our fault that the ozone is depleting,
its a natural phase the earth goes through

god the crap the media makes people believe..



You mean carbon dioxide doesn't absorb radiation in the infra-red region?

Read a book moron.
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Darthteet has pro skillz... Thats why you should read a book. Plus, you never got told what type of book... So you could read LOTR...
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you cant make me >:0


I'm not trying to. I'm merely pointing out that you were wrong because instead of getting an education, you are simply latching onto one side (the controversial one no less). Probably because 'everyones' hopping on the global warming 'bandwagon', and you want to stand out and be different.
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You mean carbon dioxide doesn't absorb radiation in the infra-red region?

Read a book moron.

How does that prove that humans contribute to the change?

Why don't YOU read a book, and learn that before humans existed the CO2 levels were FIVE times higher then they are now...
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#34
There’s a hole in the Ozone layer because every time NASA have launched a rocket ship or satellite it has gone through that same hole every time! ...
Now you ask how come the hole is getting bigger? Well every time NASA launches something out to space they miss that hole in the ozone layer and it gets bigger and bigger because the Americans are becoming too lazy to get into that same hole and as a result of that we are going into Global Warming.

Don't contradict yourself. This part doesn't make sense.

Expand your vocabulary, check your grammar and don't make the beginning so repetetive. Use a high register and try to avoid using personal pronouns.
In order for this to be humourous it should look like (on first glance) an ordinary piece of text explaining the 'Hole in the Ozone Layer'.

There are plenty of examples of parodies on the internet, do your research.
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#35
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How does that prove that humans contribute to the change?

Why don't YOU read a book, and learn that before humans existed the CO2 levels were FIVE times higher then they are now...


That may be so. However carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas. We are putting CO2 into the atmosphere. How will that not change something?
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Dude.


There's a few more than that.


There's 9 planets in our solar system.


I think that there are 10
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#38
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global warmings a lie


Provide evidence, troll.
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That may be so. However carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas. We are putting CO2 into the atmosphere. How will that not change something?

Because the levels were five times higher before we were doing it, and whoopdy do, here we are, living and breathing.

It proves that todays levels are BELOW "normal", and we just came out of an ice age, therefore the earth returns itself back to the level that it used to be at.
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