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#1
These pictures were taken after a farmer put up an electric fence because his sheep began to disappear at night. All I have to say is HOLY SH*T!!!




The wires are 10 inches apart.
Pissed.
#2
****e, thats one big snake. what country is this?
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#3
I bet its good at blow jobs.
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Got a chuckle out of me.
#7
Holy ****ing Christ, no wonder his sheep were disapearing with that monster after them.
#10
thats pretty cool
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#11
hooooolllyyy ****t!! that's one scary animal!
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ofcourse i laughed xD

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#12
Quote by thedudemeister
****e, thats one big snake. what country is this?


It's in the USA. I believe a farm in Oklahoma.
Pissed.
#17
Nice. I'd like to make a pair of boots out of that.
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#19
I'm tired of the mother fucking snakes on my mother fucking farm!
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#20
what the hell kind is this neway? an anaconda or something?
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I think I want to have sex with you.

On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


ofcourse i laughed xD

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#21
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what the hell kind is this neway? an anaconda or something?


Python.
Pissed.
#23
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I was expecting MGS. I am sorely disappointed.



Same, I'm a d0rk. Sweet pics though, that is a huuge mo ****aaa
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#26
Quote by Retro Rocker
Doesn't look like it could do much with my foot jammed down on it's neck.


Apart from seperate its skull in four places and stretch around your leg, gradually eating you in one big slow motion glomp. Also would you really want those teeth anywhere near your foot?
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#27
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Doesn't look like it could do much with my foot jammed down on it's neck.


You wouldnt be saying that if it constricted
and within 10 seconds your nose started bleeding
30 seconds your eyes and ears started bleeding
60 seconds your eyes started turning purple and were protruding from your head
and 100 seconds you sh*i yourself when you die gasping for air
#30
I fucking hate snakes.
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#32
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THIS THREAD NEEDS MOAR SNAKE

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#37
Quote by Deliriumbassist
250?

PLEASE re-enact Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark


I second this motion.
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


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I'm a straight man, but I'd put that surfcaster right in my mouth.



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Well, life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.
#38
Quote by Cathedral
Apart from seperate its skull in four places and stretch around your leg, gradually eating you in one big slow motion glomp. Also would you really want those teeth anywhere near your foot?

Well naturally I'd be carrying a big motherfucking cannon on my shoulder.
#39
F your cannon, I want my Man VS Beast battle.
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#40
Quote by Deliriumbassist
250?

PLEASE re-enact Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

^HELL YEAH! SNAKE PLISSKEN!



This, along with death, are your only options.
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Yes, I would masturbate a horse.


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hahahahaha


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Got a chuckle out of me.
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