#1
- such as parents walking in
- girl not shaving the bush


really anthing terrible about a time with a "loved" one
#3
The smell sticking to your fingers for several days...I almost died everytime I itched my nose.
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#4
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She never shaved her searchbar



Eeew, gross.
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rich_sg, I promote you to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. of the Pit. way to speak your opinion.


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RICH_SG you are a filthy person for accusing me of dirty trolling , you are a stiff coconut
#6
even though this has been done...


me and me girlfriend (of almost a year! HOORAY!) were foolin' around recently. and i was in the midst of eating her out, when all of a sudden i hear my mom yell "come up here, i need to talk to you!"

not so bad, but very irksome.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#7
well, i don't really have intimate moments.
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#12
She queefed during sex.


I shat bricks.
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#13
Used to sleep naked with my ex-gf after folling around, her bed was small and one night I fell out of it. Woke up ass naked on the floor to the sound of her bedroom door closing. I put on clothes and went outside. Her mom was sitting and the table and the first thing she said to me was, "Was it too cold in ----'s room last night?" That sucked, but thank god it wasn't her dad
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#14
Last night, with my cat.
We were watching a movie in my bed.
I was stroking her gently.
She turned, she looked at me.
Our eyes locked and we smiled at eachother.
I could feel her drawing closer to lick my nose, I was so tense.
But then I farted.

Curses.
#15
Quote by Retro Rocker
Last night, with my cat.
We were watching a movie in my bed.
I was stroking her gently.
She turned, she looked at me.
Our eyes locked and we smiled at eachother.
I could feel her drawing closer to lick my nose, I was so tense.
But then I farted.

Curses.

Quote by imdeth
This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


XBL: huffy409
#16
She called me George... WTF KINDA NAME IS GEORGE!!! Wait, I DON'T CARE BECAUSE ITS NOT MINE!!!
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



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touche sir.
#17
Quote by Retro Rocker
Last night, with my cat.
We were watching a movie in my bed.
I was stroking her gently.
She turned, she looked at me.
Our eyes locked and we smiled at eachother.
I could feel her drawing closer to lick my nose, I was so tense.
But then I farted.

Curses.


LOOL haha