Page 1 of 2
#1
ROFL. Last week she asked me to make her a picture on paint (dumb bit...) With itallic writing saying "I <3 (and her new boyfriends name)". I was a pushover and did it. She just asked me to do another, but I'm gonna put "I'm a stupid using TWAT" in IMPACT font instead for teh lulz.

Good idea?
#2
Or she wants to get back with you. You're probably doing something you'd regret later even if she's not.
Quote by guitar-godfrey
when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

Quote by angusfan16

Quote by Scowmoo
..
HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Last edited by coryklok : Today at 01:10 PM.
#5
Quote by NintendoDS
She seems to be trying to make you jealous.

Possibly....
Got on the bus with me daysavaaaa
#8
I would tell you the legend of the word known as "no" but, I don't think you can grasp the concept.
#11
Quote by GiantRaven
How about you get over it and be nice

Unless she did something really horrible to you...

Or, rape.
Got on the bus with me daysavaaaa
#13
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Or you could not use paint, go to the house with a gun, don't shoot, go to prison, make friends with Morgan Freeman and escape through sewage pipes.

I would rather do that than be given a million pounds.
#14
Quote by 05t16
I was a pushover and did it.

Don't blame her. Grow some.
Quote by lizarday
oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#18
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Or you could not use paint, go to the house with a gun, don't shoot, go to prison, make friends with Morgan Freeman and escape through sewage pipes.


Indeed, maybe he should make friends with the librarian first and do all of the prisons finances too
Quote by mustaineNslash
i know this sounds stupid but...
wheres the sig button??

(sry)


#19
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Or you could not use paint, go to the house with a gun, don't shoot, go to prison, make friends with Morgan Freeman and escape through sewage pipes.


Pure win.

I'm sigging that.
FEED ME MATHCORE

Quote by sashki

I also speak German, except no-one gives a shit.


GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE, AWAKE WHEN THE SUN HITS THE SKY
#20
Punch her in the ovaries, that'll get the message through.
Lyrics, just breaks between killer solos.
#22
One word... RAPE.
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



^Click the heart baby, you know you wanna.^

Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
#23
Shoop the pear in instead of his face. Epic lulz.

Also - You're such a pushover
#24
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Or you could not use paint, go to the house with a gun, don't shoot, go to prison, make friends with Morgan Freeman and escape through sewage pipes.




isn't that from the shawshank redemption?
MM Stingray
MIA P Bass
MIM Jazz Bass
GK 700RB-II Head
GK 410SBX Cab
Sansamp 3 Ch. DI
Crybaby Bass Wah
Bass Big Muff
DD3 Delay

MIA Strat
Nashville Tele
Martin 00015M
Hot Rod Deluxe
Big Muff
DS1
Hendrix Crybaby Wah
#25
Quote by GiantRaven
How about you get over it and be nice

Unless she did something really horrible to you...

Yeah I'll be nice, she's done nothing wrong actually. Cheers.
#26
you're a little bitch dude you actually made that for her? damn.
Quote by shakin'cakes
First of all, I enjoy deathcore for it's complexity and it's the only genre heavy enough for me



Quote by Highway60Bob
I want an amp good for playing hippie tunes. I want it to be an actual amp, not a tube amp.
#28
Quote by St.Loony
1. Get Shovel
2. Find her alone
3. ????
4. PROFIT!



LOL read the post, then read the first quote in his sig. you will then see what the ???? is.
My reflection
Dirty mirror
There's no connection
To myself
I'm your lover
I'm your zero
Im the face in your dreams of glass
#29
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Or you could not use paint, go to the house with a gun, don't shoot, go to prison, make friends with Morgan Freeman and escape through sewage pipes.
Sounds like a lot of work, but I bet you'd end up with a nice house on the beach in Mexico afterwards.
#30
Quote by me_llamo_juan
How is she using you?
It seems she's just asking you a favor.

Yeah but I'm her ex, have some courtesy woman! It feels weird writing stuff like that...
#31
I swear I've seen this EXACT same topic sometime last year.
I don't know why I'd remember something like this, but it seems so familiar.
#34
Quote by ViperScale
rape and kill her.


No. Kill and rape her.
Quote by Diet_coke_head
I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#35
she obviously still feels something for you and is trying to make you jealous. don't do it, just ignore her.
MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#36
Quote by pmeg568c
you're a little bitch dude you actually made that for her? damn.

SHE WAS MY BITCH! The tables have turned now though

Actually, I'm quite fond of our break up.
#37
Quote by thankyougermany
No. Kill and rape her.

Necro... something... Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
#39
Quote by Green_Jelly
Don't blame her. Grow some.

+1.

Except blame her aswell. Next time tell her to go shove the picture up her bucket cunt.
Talk to Erowid

Quote by dead-fish

Tell me when thy band shall return to mark a schedueled performance on my nearest venue's door!
Quoth teh Loomis, "Nevermore".



Member #9 of the "Marty Friedman > You" Club. PM apocalypse13 or altronataku to join.
#40
Here's your solution. Turn it in to a GIF file, and have it so that another image flashes up for a millisecond every five seconds. Make it subliminal with a message saying like "Kill your entire family with an axe." Then wait a few days, and watch as she brutally massacres everyone in her house. Then rape her.
Jackson KVX10
Epiphone EB-3

Bugera 6260
Laney Supergroup Mk 1
Marshall VS100RH
Laney LX412A

Bad Monkey
Crybaby
Metal Muff
Fish N Chips
Page 1 of 2