#1
...especially around fiddly bits near the bridge saddles and pickups.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
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#4
i use a duster and carefully feed it underneath, then when i have both ends of the duster i move it from side to side.
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#6
Sometimes The Pit uses Q-tips.
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#8
When I change the strings, or I use a sock.
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#9
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I just dust em during a string change.

Dirt adds character.


This.
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#11
Quote by thundrstruk891
i wait until i change strings, forget to do it then, realize that night, get pissed, wait again.



+1, That **** literally happens to me everytime. Pisses me off.
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#12
Quote by thundrstruk891
i wait until i change strings, forget to do it then, realize that night, get pissed, wait again.



this
#13
with a microfiber cloth from poundland, that's like, every week or so, change strings monthly ish

and yer, electric guitar forum
*reported*
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become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

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#14
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#15
When my guitar gets dirty, I set fire to it and buy a new one.
(actually, I clean when i change strings, but I just wanted to say something with fire)