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#1
What should i do to pass the time she has no phone so i have absolutely no contact!
Hm yes i realise there will be fap, epic amounts of fap
#2
Cheat.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#3
write her cheesy songs about how much you miss her and sing them to her when she gets back
"That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball" - the Who
#4
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write her cheesy songs about how much you miss her and sing them to her when she gets back

plus un.
#5
I don't have one for a year n half.
So suck it up and stop moaning! Life ain't that bad and pointless without your gf!
Unless you don't have a life yourself!!
#7
What do you do when you're not with your girlfriend? Then do that. Bit of a stupid question. Anyone would think you just made this thread so people know you have a girlfriend.
#8
In the exact same situation as you.
I plan on keeping busy so I'm not moping around doing nothing and feeling sorry for myself.
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#9
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What do you do when you're not with your girlfriend? Then do that. Bit of a stupid question. Anyone would think you just made this thread so people know you have a girlfriend.


Well you saw right through me DAMN YOU!!!
#12
FAP?

Fap even more than the epic amoutn expected?
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Spend them wisely.


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#14
Buy a fleshlight.
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#15
Hookers/Gun/Shovel/Trip to the lake.

That should keep your mind off her for about 3 weeks.
The good times are killing me.


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#17
The fact that the quantity of posts not mentioning the word "fap" > posts mentioning "fap" in this thread confuses me.

It the pit maturing?
#18
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The fact that the quantity of posts not mentioning the word "fap" > posts mentioning "fap" in this thread confuses me.

It the pit maturing?

TS already said fap.
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#19
Quote by GLP_Arclite
The fact that the quantity of posts not mentioning the word "fap" > posts mentioning "fap" in this thread confuses me.

It the pit maturing?

Nah, its just taking that for granted now...
#21
Its sorted then! Asian transexual hookers, shovel and many a trip to a lake and il be needing to borrow that fleshlight my man
#22
Well, considering how you are reacting and or the way you put you situation.

Hangout with the friends you forgot you had before you became over infatuated with your girlfriend. If they still want to hang out with you....that is.
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#23
fap.
fap hard.
fap long.
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

#24
Quote by GoodCharloteSux
Well, considering how you are reacting and or the way you put you situation.

Hangout with the friends you forgot you had before you became over infatuated with your girlfriend. If they still want to hang out with you....that is.


this made me hop in my roflcopter.
#25
Quote by Kev_ Bass Funk
Its sorted then! Asian transexual hookers, shovel and many a trip to a lake and il be needing to borrow that fleshlight my man

Back off, the Asian ones are mine.
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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Quote by ShredtoBed
SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#26
Quote by mrfinkle213
fap.
fap hard.
fap long.


Damn you Mr. Finkle and your quick wit and originality!
Oh wait...
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#27
Quote by Kev_ Bass Funk
Its sorted then! Asian transexual hookers, shovel and many a trip to a lake and il be needing to borrow that fleshlight my man


You might have to clean it, you see, I have this fetish for poop..
#28
Quote by GoodCharloteSux
Well, considering how you are reacting and or the way you put you situation.

Hangout with the friends you forgot you had before you became over infatuated with your girlfriend. If they still want to hang out with you....that is.


you make me sad, no i havent forgotten them thats what i am doing

CLVPX thats ok to eachs own i guess
#32
Your GF is plowing other guys.
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#33
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The fact that the quantity of posts not mentioning the word "fap" > posts mentioning "fap" in this thread confuses me.

It the pit maturing?


well you said it twice...
#34
Quote by dullsilver_mike
hang out with your other friends? What kind of question is this, does your girlfriend run your whole life? Do everything you normally do.


What he said.

So you won't be bitch whipped for three weeks... just take your freedom and stop the whining. It's a GIFT! TAKE IT!

And act like a man, damn it!

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Well, considering how you are reacting and or the way you put you situation.

Hangout with the friends you forgot you had before you became over infatuated with your girlfriend. If they still want to hang out with you....that is.


Couldn't have said it better myself.
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#35
Um get over it, my gf's gonna be gone for awhile as well. Just fap.
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#36
run free young scallywag!
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#37
1.Travel to as many different cities as possible.
2. Imprenate a girl in each of these cities.
3. Remain anonymous
4. Return home
5. Profit
#38
In the same kinda situation, havnt seen my gf for almost a month now, but i have contact.

It surprises me that people in the pit have gf's. I just saw this on the front page.
#39

deal with it, it's not that big of a deal. I've been alone, and I mean ALONE for an entire month, no friends, no family, nobody. No contact with the outside world, nothing. You have it lucky.
#40
Bang her sister.
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