#1
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#2
Hmmm?
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#3
Don's been drinking.


Surprise, surprise.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#4
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Don's been drinking.


Surprise, surprise.

I've been driving. I went to a viewing at a funeral home. I spent an evening with my wife's family. Damn straight I've been drinking. My niece gave me the number. It's pretty funny stuff.
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#5
i love tricking people that ask you for your number by giving that to them.
#7
The one for Chicago is 1-773-509-5027
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#8
And I thought I found something new
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#9
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And I thought I found something new

Ahh, don't feel bad. The rejection hotline never gets old.
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#11
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I've been driving. I went to a viewing at a funeral home. I spent an evening with my wife's family. Damn straight I've been drinking. My niece gave me the number. It's pretty funny stuff.

You asked your niece out?
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#12
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You asked your niece out?

And that was the thanks I got.
No I am spending the night at my sister- in- law's house. My niece dialed it for us to listen to.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#14
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And that was the thanks I got.
No I am spending the night at my sister- in- law's house. My niece dialed it for us to listen to.

Aww. I was hoping the explanation would be more awesome.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#15
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Aww. I was hoping the explanation would be more awesome.

Only drove to Pa. Didn't quite make it to Wva.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#16
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Aww. I was hoping the explanation would be more awesome.


Aweseome as in incest? :/
I've been here since '04.

#17
Quote by Jackal58
Only drove to Pa. Didn't quite make it to Wva.

Oh. Well then.. What are you wearing right now?
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Aweseome as in incest? :/

Don't give me that look, everyone always talks about awesome movies and books. Like how awesome Romeo and Juliet is, despite it being a tragedy. So, stories of incest can therefore be awesome. Especially if they involve someone from UG.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
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#18
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*sets as facebook cell number*

haha!

thats genius,
can i steal your idea?
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I say pwnd/owned alot, and n00b even more frequently.


It comes up every few seconds actually. I actually said "imma pwn j00 n00b" to my girlfriend i think. She had no idea what i wastalking about, so i pwnt her n00b ass.
#19
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Oh. Well then.. What are you wearing right now?

Half a suit. You can fantisize about which half. And feel free to call me. My numbers at the top of the page
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#20
wow, thats just funnny
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why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#21
Yeah I've know about this since 9th grade and I graduated this year.

Do the math.
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#22
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Yeah I've know about this since 9th grade and I graduated this year.

Do the math.

I'm going to guess six years on account of my suspecting that you were held back for awhile.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.