#1
OK, I just got a once in a lifetime email from Mr. Muhammed, and I need the Pits advice on whether or not I should go for this! Email:

Atten please

I am Mr.Bello Muhammed am Head of Internal Audit Banque Commercial bank, South Africa, working as part of a bigger team that covers the entire African region. An investor (name with-held) died without naming any next of kin to his fund in my bank. The amount is $5.7M and banking regulation/legislation in South Africa demands that I should notify the fiscal authorities after three years. The above set of facts underscores my reason to seek your permission to have you stand in as the next of kin to the deceased.

This fund will be approved and released in your favour as the next of kin if only you will adhere to my instruction and cooperate with me in one accord. I have all the legal and banking details of the deceased client that will facilitate our putting you forward as the claimant/beneficiary of the funds and ultimately transfer of the $5.7M plus interest to any bank account nominated by you.I am prepared to compensate you with a 35% share of the total funds for your efforts. The final details will be given upon receipt an affirmation of your desire to participate.

Please contact me immediately whether or not you are interested in this proposal. If you are not, it will enable me scout for another foreign partner to carry out this deal. But where you are interested, contact me immediately on emai;



Seems pretty ****ing legit, so, Pit, what do you think? I want that $5.7 Million... should I ****ing go for it?!
#11
You're all just trying to piss on my 5.7 million dollar parade! Obviously Mr. Muhammed is an Angel that God sent to bless me with fortune, with which I can better the world!
#12
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why u out of the 8 billion people on earth..? its a sham.

You're off by about 1 billion people.
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#13
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It's fake, those scams are sent out everyday.

If they really wanted to send you the money but required a fee, why can't they just subtract it from the money you'd receive?


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/facepalm

Obvious troll is obvious



Someone can't sense humour....

And this is not trolling, you fool.
#14
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You're all just trying to piss on my 5.7 million dollar parade! Obviously Mr. Muhammed is an Angel that God sent to bless me with fortune, with which I can better the world!



/facepalm

Obvious troll is obvious
#16
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theres 9 billion now?

There's a little less than 7 billion.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#18
He wasn't even trying to troll you, Pit, he was making a joke, and you were STILL TROLLED.

Jesus Christ you're all ****ing retards.

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#20
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nah, sorry but its b*ll****
I got an email just like this once saying pretty much the same



We all know that its BS, TS is just joking.

So many people have come in and posted this thinking that the threadstarter is serious.

*facepalms at every one of you*
#21
Don't even jokingly reply, it will tell them that the email is in use and they'll spam the hell out of you.
#22
why would an african bank, the poorest continent, filled with corruption offer you 5.7M? I mean cmon....
#24
I've been getting loads of emails like that, all bogus, delete and ignore them
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#25
IT'S A FECKING SCAM!!!

Am I the only who seems to notice that the name of the sender is always African, like Desmond Tutu or Magumbo Falumbo?

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#27
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IT'S A FECKING SCAM!!!

Am I the only who seems to notice that the name of the sender is always African, like Desmond Tutu or Magumbo Falumbo?

Yeah, cause there are so many African bankers and Nigerian Princes with names like Carlos.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

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#30
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*facepalm*

Everyone knows its a scam. And they almost ALWAYS come from Africa.


Yeah, well I didn't just wanna burst straight into my Africa argument; I wanted to start with the obvious first.

*facepalm* yourself you wanker.

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#31
Haha you suck, I got 25 million bucks offered to me to another dude who got his name with-held, yessss.

PS: Those who replied seriously, suck balls.
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