#1
In response to the Limerick thread, A Haiku is a short poem that has 3 lines, or sometimes 5.

the order is:
1- 5 syllables
2- 7 syllables
3- 5 syllables
(4)- 5 syllables
(5)- 7 syllables

I'll start:

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#2
haikus are fun
but sometimes they don't make sense.
refrigerator.

/generic responce.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#5
This thread has been done.
Biting off old threads is lame.
Necropheliac.
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#6
Quote by jhardcore
What is that bulge in my pants?
I have no idea.
It's probably my penis.


That is no haiku
Please learn to count syllables
You epic failure.

In a non-haiku form, dude wtf? Your syllable count was 7-5-6. That couldn't be much more wrong.

EDIT:

Let's all sing a song.
Everybody dance now!
Buh, buh, buh buh buh!
Last edited by b35ty at Jul 1, 2008,
#7
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Quote by b35ty
In a non-haiku form, dude wtf? Your syllable count was 7-5-6. That couldn't be much more wrong.


Isn't it 7-6-7?
#8
Temple bells die out.
The fragrant blossoms remain.
A perfect evening!
Passion Before Fashion

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#9
Quote by filthandfury
Isn't it 7-6-7?


I thought idea was only two syllables. So actually, I got 7-5-7. But his penis is so short I only counted it as one syllable.

But now you have me second-guessing myself.
#14
suck my juicy balls.
suck my juicy juicy balls.
suck my juicy balls.
Your dreams are all out of focus;
Knock you up when you're feeling down.
And all the world feels so unreal...


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#15
Thy Holy Pear

There was once a pear,
Who came from Salamanca,
Travelled to the pit,
but soon the all mods,
Crushed him with the ban hammer.

But his soul lives on,
And many still worship him,
Praying he returns.



man...still lacking something..

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#17
Quote by ugsusheyftef
lol.
rofl.
lmao.


, that actually almost works.

4 Laughing out loud
7 Rolling on the floor laughing
5 Laughing my ass off

Need to fix the first line.

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#18
laughing out louder?

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#19
Quote by pancakes
, that actually almost works.

4 Laughing out loud
7 Rolling on the floor laughing
5 Laughing my ass off

Need to fix the first line.



thnxyouplx
#21
I'm writing a poem
If you count this dumb haiku
I'm such a poet

Haiku aren't dumb, but that one is.

let's try another

It's four in the morn
But I'm not looking at porn
Nor tooting my horn

I'm really not trying, I swear.
Last edited by synpet713192 at Jul 5, 2008,
#22
The wind blows softly.
Fireworks light up the night
Rest easy dreamers.

Everyone here has,
No professional training.
Like William Hung.
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#24
Quote by leondb
The wind blows softly.
Fireworks light up the night
Rest easy dreamers.

Everyone here has,
No professional training.
Like William Hung.

William Hung sucks ass (pronounce william like will-yum and this line works)
He should not have made "music"
Tear out his throat... NOW
#25
I truly agree.
It was funny at one time.
It makes me cringe now.
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#26
Quote by leondb
I truly agree.
It was funny at one time.
It makes me cringe now.

Lulz, we're conversing
In the form of these haiku
I feel like a fag.
#27
Another day gone.
The lights have found shelter.
Only peace remains.

If I could just sleep,
No more preoccupations.
To see pass failures.
Now if I could dream.
I would find an ounce of peace.
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#28
Quote by synpet713192
Lulz, we're conversing
In the form of these haiku
I feel like a fag.


It's art. Or something. hahahahaha.
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#29
These probably work
More gooder in Japanese,
Syllabic language
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