#1
Post some of your favourites from the books

I'll start:

Hull City A.F.C

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#2
I have both of those books
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#3
THAT!!! woulds be painful???
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Where I can purchase said books?


I got the whole collection plus 10 unseen ones in Zavvi in Hull but I imagine they'll be in shops like Waterstones
Hull City A.F.C

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#9
Thems some funny ass books.

*hunts them down on book shelf*
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#11
Those books are awesome
I remember the first time my friend showed me theirs. It was amazing.
#12
I love these books! I just got More Great Lies to tell Small Children
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#13
I Have That Book
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#14
this is ****inghilarious!!!

*runs to barnes and nobles*
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Dimebag Custom Crybaby
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#19
I wanted a poster with some of these on, but i didn;t have the money (about a year ago)
My favourite is being sliced in two by the arm of the falling Saddam Hussain statue in Bagdad
#20
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#21
This is pointless, the thread will just end up being the 2 books, but online.

Oh, btw, if you're thinking of buying these, I'd also recommend "Great lies to tell small kids", by the same author/illustrator and in the same style.
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#23
Has anyone ever seen the video on college humour with the chocolate bunnies getting killed?
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#24
Has anyone seen the book "Is this supposed to be funny?" it has a quote from The Sun saying "Ban this sick book." Well I was getting gee'd up for some sick ****, and when I looked inside it was the most poncey unoffensive stuff ever
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Has anyone seen the book "Is this supposed to be funny?" it has a quote from The Sun saying "Ban this sick book." Well I was getting gee'd up for some sick ****, and when I looked inside it was the most poncey unoffensive stuff ever

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