Poll: so what is it?
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View poll results: so what is it?
never (how do you do it?!)
71 14%
once a day (average)
366 70%
2-3 times a day (little active are we?)
157 30%
4-5 (calm down laddie!)
61 12%
5-6 (holy ****)
54 10%
6+ (dang)
78 15%
Voters: 520.
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#1
what's the average for you?
if you can't tell i'm REALLY bored.

1 a day keeps the hard one at bay.
Last edited by teensean at Jul 1, 2008,
#2
i haven't fapped for a few days, but I'm going on a date tonight and women can smell desperation
#3
Usually once a day. But I have been doing it less.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#8
Quote by The_Paranoia
Because you gave me the option to, I checked everyone of the options.


But really its like 1 or 2 times a day.


so that means there's someone who whacks 6 or more times a day.
*shudder*
how has it not fallen off?
#10
Quote by hazzmatazz
Usually 1-3 on weekdays.

Can go up to 6 on weekends



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#12
Quote by teensean
so that means there's someone who whacks 6 or more times a day.
*shudder*
how has it not fallen off?


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#15
Quote by hazzmatazz
Usually 1-3 on weekdays.

Can go up to 6 on weekends

Wow, that's like olympic training or something

I usually fap a couple times a week, why does the poll not have options for less than once a day
#18
time to make it twice a day.
i'll be back.

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#19
2-5, usually 3
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#20
Quote by hazzmatazz
Usually 1-3 on weekdays.

Can go up to 6 on weekends


Thats only because you have such massive balls though Harry

Once a day seems like a fair ammount. If Im knackered I just go to sleep
#21
my record is 8

once a day regularly, unless im home alone and extreeeemly bored
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#22
oh I thought I was how many packs of socks I buy a day?
I marked 6+ because lets just say, they go through hell and back
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#23
Quote by Zacky Zoijian
my record is 8

once a day regularly, unless im home alone and extreeeemly bored


Holy shit. My personal record is like 5. It was about 3 years ago, and I really regret it. I was bone dry at the end, so it hurt to cum, and my dick was sore for the next couple of days.
#24
depends on how bored I am...sometimes I don't for a few days...sometimes twice a day...usually once though
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#25
2 or 3 times a day. Masturbation is awesome!! It helps you get to sleep, but can also set you up for a day if you jack off in the morning. Its like a miracle I tell you!!!
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#26
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Because you gave me the option to, I checked everyone of the options.


But really its like 1 or 2 times a day.


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#28
TS was obviously one of the 6+

im once a day, but school's finished now... so ive got a lot of spare time... too much spare time. hahahaha
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#29
Once every two days or so.

My record is only two in one day. Any more than that and i just feel nasty..

I once went three weeks without it. When i next did it my sister was in the room..
She had no idea.
#30
hahahaha, quick question, how many UG'ers actually get chicks? ... y'all need to go out and find yourselves girls (click me) , then you'd have no need to do it yourself.
#31
My records:

Most in one day: 12--without porn
Speed: 4 in an hour (separate from the 12)--with porn
Longest: 2 hours for 1 wank--without porn
Fastest: 2 minutes --without porn

But, those were my younger days. Many years ago... Now I go for about one a day, and I'm thinking of cutting back just to see how long i can go without. My friends say they have done a month. So I'll see if i can match that.
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#32
6 times each day.

1. wake up. whack. go back to sleep
2. re-awaken. whack. get up
3. have breakfast. whack
4. pre dinner beat off
5. post dinner beat off
6. bed time beat

By the end it's like just like running water
#33
Once before I go to sleep if I don't see my girlfriend that day


Quote by Zacky Zoijian
my record is 8

once a day regularly, unless im home alone and extreeeemly bored



Lol nice, my record is 7 that I did back when I was 14-15 or something, early high school. Probably the same age when most personal record were set, eh?
#34
Quote by 006schecter
6 times each day.

1. wake up. whack. go back to sleep
2. re-awaken. whack. get up
3. have breakfast. whack
4. pre dinner beat off
5. post dinner beat off
6. bed time beat

By the end it's like just like running water


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#38
i like to purposely leave it a day or two sometimes, so my balls produce i nicer sack of excellence. The more there is, the more fun it is when you........you know.
#39
usually once day. but if i wait a few days it feels so much better.
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#40
Quote by 006schecter
6 times each day.

1. wake up. whack. go back to sleep
2. re-awaken. whack. get up
3. have breakfast. whack
4. pre dinner beat off
5. post dinner beat off
6. bed time beat

By the end it's like just like running water


Jesus Christ dude, you have like a scheduled routine for jerking off. I think that's how you know you do it too much.
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