#1
Hi Pit,
This is my first serious post on the Pit so help me.
I need around $109 (Aus) for my new phone.
Any ideas..


Thanks.

Im only 14.

Don't say like prostitution. Ok.
Thanks

EDIT: Can't Find any jobs in Sydney West "Paperboy"
Last edited by SexBass at Jul 2, 2008,
#3
I'm sure you can work delivering the paper for money. Perhaps you could ask a relation if you can work with them for a while doing odd jobs if they're a sole trader making money under the table (not legal but anyway...)
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#4
Quote by SexBass
Hi Pit,
This is my first serious post on the Pit so help me.
I need around $109 (Aus) for my new phone.
Any ideas..


Thanks.

Im only 14.

Don't say like prostitution. Ok.
Thanks


This is where you fail.


But really, do some paper delivery? all the cool kids do it.
#5
Mow lawns.
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#7
don't ask UG.
Most the people here aren't making that much money.
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#8
Fap into your hair.
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#9
Sell drugs to kids! Or get a part time job like a paper round or offer to do odd jobs for parents/relatives/neighbours in return for cash.
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#12
Drugs. And you get street cred!


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#14
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1. Find a shovel
2. Follow somone in a back ally
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4. PROFIT!!


not if they have no money.

fail.
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#16
Go stay at a friends house, call your parents demanding a ransom, once they pay up just go home and act normal.
#17
Better yet, Find someone who has the phone you want. And then steal it.
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#18
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not if they have no money.

fail.


It's phail

And lol @ you being grumpy and thinking to hard about it.
#21
sell your spare stuff
wash cars mow lawns etc
go australia:P
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#22
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OR

sell yourself to the mafia!

works too!

or he could always take the guy's route who decided to cut off one of his body parts for every $5000 or something (don't remember exact figure) he got donated over the internet.
#23
Donate your body to medical science.
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#25
do what i did, get money from friends by doing stupid things like eating bat **** or whatever. 10 bucks here and there adds up quick.
#26
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do what i did, get money from friends by doing stupid things like eating bat **** or whatever. 10 bucks here and there adds up quick.

you ate bat ****?!
#27
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Sell the mafia to ebay

Then rob Ebay for the mafia you sold them?
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#28
You ate bat shit?

lol beaten.
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#29
Hitman in your neighbourhood? Check out the schools if some kids need a hitman on a teacher or something. Kids can pay surprisingly good money.
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#30
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Sell the mafia to ebay

LOL I DUNZ IT

Mafia
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#32
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You ate bat shit?

lol beaten.


it was like little nesquick cereal bites... only cheweyier
#35
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not if they have no money.
fail.

what if you sell them to russians afterwards?

ooooooooor you could sell the body to a scientist
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#37
Quote by SexBass
Hi Pit,
This is my first serious post on the Pit so help me.
I need around $109 (Aus) for my new phone.
Any ideas..


*cries in corner*
theres no such thing, tell me there's no such thing, PLEASE!!!

on a related note

car washing, get a couple of buckets, a super soaker, some car shampoo and a sponge, set up outside your house, or ask a local shop keeper if you can set up in their car park for a share of the profit

I used to do it when I was about your age, I made a mint
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#38
Go out on a corner late at night, wearing the skimpiest clothes you have, and get people to sleep with you. Charge them like $25 a pop, and you'll be there in no time.

Oh, you didn't want prostitution? Okay, you can sell a kidney on the black market. You could also go to Cambodia and sell yourself into slavery.
Last edited by Holy Katana at Jul 2, 2008,