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Oh woe! Such woe! Yes, woe is me
Where can my sweet little bonnie lass be
A Skiddle-ee-Fiddle-ee-Diddle-ee-Dee
I’m pretty sure she’s round with that Jack McGhee

But why would he entertain my sweet Jess
I know she is pretty and all the rest
With taut round buttocks and big buxomly breasts
(Though I still haven’t seen her quite fully undressed)
Now I know McGhee knows that Jess did behest
That tomorrow I marry her in her pure white dress
For I invited him in person, not just as a guest
But as a man by my side, I thought him the best

Oh woe! Such woe! Yes woe is me
Where can my sweet little bonnie lass be
A Skiddle-ee-Fiddle-ee-Diddle-ee-Dee
I think she’s a-messin with that rascal McGhee

I sat and I waited ‘til she returned from old Jacks
My clothes in my bags I was already packed
But oh the wee thing had such a great rack
I just had to find out what she was like in the sack
So I went through with the wedding and then after that
I took her to a classy big fancy old shack
Then took off her dress and advanced through the act
But she just lay like a log, dead still on her back
I was so disappointed!
She was a terrible fack!

Oh woe such woe yes woe is me
I married a girl as cute as can be
but as bad in the bed as dead fish in the sea
Old Jack could have warned me – that Stupid McGhee!
Si