Poll: Dominos or Porn Star?
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View poll results: Dominos or Porn Star?
Porn Star
85 68%
Dominos dough boy/girl
40 32%
Voters: 125.
#1
If there were two jobs left on the planet due to a high unemployment rate, what would you choose?
#2
Oh thats a hard one.

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#4
Porn star for the win, even if you arn't getting paid you are getting better conditions then at dominos
#7
There wouldn't be two jobs left on the planet with a high unemployment rate unless the whole world has hit a major depression. In that case, there's probably less demand for an expensive food like pizza, where-as the porn industry would be flooded with working age adults who cannot get a job. Therefore, the economically correct route would be to take the job as a pizza delivery boy.
But i'd probably just take the porn star option, just cause.
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#8
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Porn star for the win, even if you arn't getting paid you are getting better conditions then at dominos

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#9
I'd rather work at Dominoes. I just don't have the libido for porn.

Aside from rampant STDs and personal morals...
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#12
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I'd rather work at Dominoes. I just don't have the libido for porn.

Aside from rampant STDs and personal morals...


I dont have the personal morals to work at dominos. and idk about the stds rampant there either
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#13
Pizza or STDs...

Tough one.
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#14
I'd settle for a happy medium between the two in which I cook pizzas then fuck them.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


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#16
i'ld go with the dominos...
Atleast you get free pizza's....

Instead of free STD's....!

And i wouldn't like the whole world see me bang some chick on their computer screen.
#19
Quote by ctb
you could make a porno in domino's?

*knock on door*
*hot chick walks up to open the door*
guy at the door: *holding a domino's pizza box* "your hot sausage pizza with extra meat"
*chick checks her purse, no money*
chick: "but i've got no money with me, maybe i could pay you with something else"
Pizza guy: *winks, pulls pants down* "sure!"
Chick: "ooh, i didn't know i had ordered extra large"
*they have crazy sex on the couch while eating pizza.*

There's you're domino's porno!!
#21
She got it hot straight out the box.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


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You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#24
Quote by ctb
did she get any of his crust?

i'm on a roll today!

they had it together...!
Make out whatever you want out of that sentence!
#25
Quote by Jaguarman
I dont have the personal morals to work at dominos. and idk about the stds rampant there either






#26
Porn star, obviously.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#27
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they had it together...!
Make out whatever you want out of that sentence!


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#29
I don't like the idea of 14 year olds getting randy over me shagging some woman. Ill have sex in private thank ye
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i know this sounds stupid but...
wheres the sig button??

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#30
I don't know how to choose between being paid to have sex with hot people or making crappy pizza. Oh wait, yes I do.
#34
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but that would make me an abomination!


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i know this sounds stupid but...
wheres the sig button??

(sry)


#35
Quote by af_the_fragile
*knock on door*
*hot chick walks up to open the door*
guy at the door: *holding a domino's pizza box* "your hot sausage pizza with extra meat"
*chick checks her purse, no money*
chick: "but i've got no money with me, maybe i could pay you with something else"
Pizza guy: *winks, pulls pants down* "sure!"
Chick: "ooh, i didn't know i had ordered extra large"
*they have crazy sex on the couch while eating pizza.*

There's you're domino's porno!!



Someone hasn't watched Big Sausage Pizza, thats exactly all of their storylines. No lie, you could be a porno screenwriter for it.

I wouldn't want to **** pizzas though, The cheese is too hot, The Snatch > The Cheese imo.
#36
Quote by af_the_fragile
*knock on door*
*hot chick walks up to open the door*
guy at the door: *holding a domino's pizza box* "your hot sausage pizza with extra meat"
*chick checks her purse, no money*
chick: "but i've got no money with me, maybe i could pay you with something else"
Pizza guy: *winks, pulls pants down* "sure!"
Chick: "ooh, i didn't know i had ordered extra large"
*they have crazy sex on the couch while eating pizza.*

There's you're domino's porno!!

That is what I though of as well, best of both worlds.
#37
how did this thread manage to produce such win?
anyway, i would definitely be a porn star, cuz it's actually an industry and they don't let you have sex with just anyone, they will be clean. also i get sick of pizza easily.
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#38
Porn Star b3c0z u g3tz t3h s3x0rz 4 fr33 innit.
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