#1
Yeah....

All you "The world is going to end" because of such an such guys should get a good read out of this.

http://qntm.org/?destroy

Btw I know its about the Earth and not Humanity.
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#2
thats crazy lol, that guy's pushing the legal boundaries with that XD
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#5
I love this bit

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Current Earth-Destruction Status

* Number of times the Earth has been destroyed: 0

Information courtesy of the International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board

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#8
Holy ****, so awesome.
The best is under the "Unlikely methods" section

Method: DESTROYED BY GOD
What you will need: God.
"Strangers passing in the street, by chance two separate glances meet, and I am you and what I see is me."
#9
I like the lazy man's method:
Total existence failure

You will need: nothing

Method: No method. Simply sit back and twiddle your thumbs as, completely by chance, all two hundred thousand million million million million billion trillion atoms making up the planet Earth suddenly, simultaneously and spontaneously cease to exist.

#10
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Holy ****, so awesome.
The best is under the "Unlikely methods" section

Method: DESTROYED BY GOD
What you will need: God.


No chance of success with that one then
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#13
I noticed 2012 would be the end of the next presidents first term. strange coincidence.
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#14
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This article is nearly as old as the Mayan calender.


I fail to see the how over 26 centuries is near to 6 years.

And its still being added to.
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#15
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I fail to see the how over 26 centuries is near to 6 years.

And its still being added to.

It's called a figure of speech.
A figure of speech, sometimes termed a rhetoric, or locution, is a word or phrase that departs from straightforward, literal language. Figures of speech are often used and crafted for emphasis, freshness of expression, or clarity. However, clarity may also suffer from their use. Note that all theories of meaning necessarily have a concept of "literal language" (see literal and figurative language). Under theories that do not, figure of speech is not an entirely coherent concept.
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#18
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It's called a figure of speech.
A figure of speech, sometimes termed a rhetoric, or locution, is a word or phrase that departs from straightforward, literal language. Figures of speech are often used and crafted for emphasis, freshness of expression, or clarity. However, clarity may also suffer from their use. Note that all theories of meaning necessarily have a concept of "literal language" (see literal and figurative language). Under theories that do not, figure of speech is not an entirely coherent concept.



Wikipedia FTW!

Grow up.
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#19
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It's called a figure of speech.
A figure of speech, sometimes termed a rhetoric, or locution, is a word or phrase that departs from straightforward, literal language. Figures of speech are often used and crafted for emphasis, freshness of expression, or clarity. However, clarity may also suffer from their use. Note that all theories of meaning necessarily have a concept of "literal language" (see literal and figurative language). Under theories that do not, figure of speech is not an entirely coherent concept.


Sarcasm
Used by idiots like We'realltoBlame


see whut i did there?
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#20


That was awesome.
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Can't we all just get a bong?