Poll: More pain: Spooning your nipple out or sanding it off?
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View poll results: More pain: Spooning your nipple out or sanding it off?
Spooning would kill! What are you, crazy?
17 18%
Sanding it off would DEFINITELY hurt more.
18 19%
Both of them sound about equal in the 'pain' area
18 19%
What kind of #$@&ed up drug makes you think things like this up?
43 45%
Voters: 96.
#1
Simple question. What would hurt more: Spooning your nipple out with a tablespoon, or sanding it off with sandpaper?

I personally don't know. The sandpaper would burn and tear at your skin so much and there would be so much dirty blood everywhere (and who's to say that the nipple is completely gone?), but the spoon is so dull it would be tormenting trying to get it to cut through, and once it did, it'd be hard to get it out.

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Last edited by Msu_Man04 at Jul 2, 2008,
#5
just letting you know, i'm pretty sure you're a psycopathic cerial killer looking for a new way to torture and abuse your catch of the day.


so go with the spoon.
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#7
You have TWO nipples, don't you?
Go try, report back afterwards.

EDIT: I wrote that sick sh*t down, it'll get a place in the next SAW script.
Last edited by TheQuailman at Jul 2, 2008,
#8
Quote by RU Experienced?
The spoon would be worse because of the sheer force you'd have to use to pierce your nipple off. The spork is the way to go.


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You have TWO nipples, don't you?
Go try, report back afterwards.


I'd prefer not to. I heard they grow back if they are cut off though, is that true?
#10
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Only when you are fairly young I believe, when you're a toddler.


Ah, those bastards get everything. They can directly convert fat into heat and go into a 'hibernation' too. Why can't we get anything cool?

Sure, we have 'the ability to have sex', but pheh.
#11
Quote by Msu_Man04
Ah, those bastards get everything. They can directly convert fat into heat and go into a 'hibernation' too. Why can't we get anything cool?

Sure, we have 'the ability to have sex', but pheh.

I think there's been stories of grown men who've grown back their fingers

Anyway, I'm glad that my comment on nipple removal will not go unnoticed.
#12
Quote by RU Experienced?
I think there's been stories of grown men who've grown back their fingers

Anyway, I'm glad that my comment on nipple removal will not go unnoticed.


Irregardless, I'd just like to keep both of mine.
#14
Is the spoon sharpened? A quick, fluid scoop would probably hurt less out of the two, but could have more potential to go wrong.
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#15
Given the everyday choice of having my nipple spooned out or sanded off, I'd pick sand it off, quick and er, painful, compared to slow and agonising.
#17
... Manually sanding it off yourself...

or like, power sander on your chest and let it have fun

because, I would go power sander on my chest

just for the fact that i'm a pussy... and I dont want to hurt myself
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#18
the sanding would be slower than the spoon, sand paper would take it off layer by layer, whilr the spoon just needs to be pressed extreamly hard against the skin
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#19
*grabs his nipples just thinking about the pain*
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#20
just thinking about it makes me cringe...
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#22
I wanna get a nipple piercing any of you guys have one? did it hurt a lot?
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