Poll: A or B?
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View poll results: A or B?
A
24 14%
B
146 85%
Voters: 171.
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#1
Okay, men of the pit. It's time to get married, and you have 2 women to choose from.

Woman A:

-Hot. Super hot. 9/10 or better.
-A killer in the sack. She'll leave you totally wrecked almost every night.
-Total bitch.
-Hates everything you like.
-Only talks about pop-culture drivel, like who's going to win American Idol.
-Won't do **** around the house, won't go to work.
-Won't raise the kids...dumps them off at daycare.
-Won't pass any opportunity to berate/belittle you in front of friends, family, and co-workers.
-Still, she's hotter than any of their wives...
-Has expensive taste, even though she brings zero money to the household.
-Did I mention that she's hot and an awesome lay



Woman B:

-Not ugly, but very plain, tall, and a little chubby.
-Enjoys sex, but not that good at it. Pretty mediocre in fact.
-Very nice girl.
-Enjoys good music, different cultures, cartoons, all kinds of movies, varied reading, and is always happy to expand her horizons.
-Can carry a conversation about almost anything from Middle-eastern politics to British sitcoms.
-Doesn't expect to do everything around the house, but pulls her weight and more. Will get a job or stay home with the kids, whichever is deemed more important.
-Great mother, cook, etc.
-Gets along well with everyone you know, even if she doesn't like them.
-Likes the simpler things.
-Did I mention that she's marginally attractive and a bad lay?




Neither woman will ever be unfaithful. Neither woman will stop having sex as they get older.

I know it's sexist but just apply it to men.

Choose wisely
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#3
Wtf.

B Obviously.

EDIT: On further thought...

Depends on how life goes.
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EDIT: I did actually vote B for obvious reasons.
Last edited by boreamor at Jul 2, 2008,
#10
Obviously B since with time and if the two of you work at it she'll get better in bed. A's ONLY redeeming features are that she's already good in bed and is an absolute stunner. THAT'S IT.
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#11
I would normally say B,
but you just had to post a picture of the girl from heroes.
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#13
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Hayden panterre!

she wins no matter what, although the fischer pic above from blades of glory is pretty nice.



Panettiere, dear.
#15
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Jenna Fisher.

I didn't even read any of that crap, I just thought of this image:



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#16
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Panettiere, dear.

hah i didnt bother to look up the spelling.
shes just hot. no time for names and all that jargon.

i think i got it close enough.
#18
The bitch will grow old and ugly, then what will she have?

B is so much better. You can always teach her to pleasure you better.
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#19
Almost everyone here is gonna say "b" to try to look like a decent guy. But in real life they would all pick "a".
Did i eat too many?
did I jump in too fast?
how long's this shit last?
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#20
This is option C



A mix of the best parts of the two.


And my future wife.

Apologies for the lame comments and size but for ****s sake she's hot.
#22
either way you'd be stuck with being married....so i chose suiside.
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#23
Both


Its the only solution
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#25
do i hear a threesome anyone?
My reflection
Dirty mirror
There's no connection
To myself
I'm your lover
I'm your zero
Im the face in your dreams of glass
#26
B, dude.

I also don't think Jenna Fischer fits the description of "marginally attractive," but that's just me. I'd say she's "fittingly bonerific."

It depends on whether you want intellectual cohesion or a vagina that you can brag to your friends about.
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#27
Both sound horrifically retarded.


Why don't either of them have lives or careers? what kind of person is so stupid all they do is look after some little kid and destroy their lives?
#28
a.) Without the pictures in mind, anyone who chooses Woman A would have to be mental. (Marginally attractive?? Sign me up!!)
b.) I'd take Jenna Fisher over any other woman anyway...
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#29
dude, had the picture for option A not been Hayden panetierre i would have gone for B .. but i can't vote against hayden im afraid.
#30
*Skips thread*

I would marry the receptionist from the american office no matter she was like in the sack amigo.

But seriously,why not just find someone you get on with and love rather than looking at their attributes.

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#32
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Both.

Bigamy ftw

Pologamy. *facepalm*
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#34
I go with b.
She can learn, and I can turn the lights off(which would probably help her, too).
#35
Wow the results so far are surprising, especially seeing as this is the pit
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Pologamy. *facepalm*

*facepalm* to your attempted facepalm

bigamy is polygimay with just 2 women.

proof from webster himself:

Main Entry: big·a·my
Pronunciation: \ˈbi-gə-mē\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English bigamie, from Medieval Latin bigamia, from Latin bi- + Late Latin -gamia -gamy
Date: 13th century
: the act of entering into a marriage with one person while still legally married to another
#38
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*facepalm* to your attempted facepalm

bigamy is polygimay with just 2 women.

proof from webster himself:

Main Entry: big·a·my
Pronunciation: \ˈbi-gə-mē\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English bigamie, from Medieval Latin bigamia, from Latin bi- + Late Latin -gamia -gamy
Date: 13th century
: the act of entering into a marriage with one person while still legally married to another

*facepalm* Allow me to explain. It would be better to have those two and more than just those two.
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