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What's up with all these Jesus ads I'm seeing popping up all over UG? Don't they realize all of us either are atheists or have already given ourselves to serve our Lord Satan? It just seems like a weird place to advertise that sort of thing is all I'm saying.
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#2
There's no Jesus ads at all...


Lord Satan is our only true savior
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Quote by humperdunk
What's up with all these Jesus ads I'm seeing popping up all over UG? Don't they realize all of us either are atheists or have already given ourselves to serve our Lord Satan? It just seems like a weird place to advertise that sort of thing is all I'm saying.
Don't be ignorant, there's loads of Christians here. And lots of people from other faiths too for that matter. Calm down and post in the Religion thread if you have an axe to grind.
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Don't they realize all of us either are atheists or have already given ourselves to serve our Lord Satan?


Speak for yourself and don't generalize.
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Anyone with half a brain knows that Jesus is way more metal than Satan. Lucifer was the worlds very first emo.
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Worshipping Satan is the single most retarded thing a person can do. It says "I believe in an afterlife, and I'm going to spend it in eternal agony... Because I'm so hxc."
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EDIT: Stupid bandwith.

Forget it, joke seemed like Fail anways
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Anyone with half a brain knows that Jesus is way more metal than Satan. Lucifer was the worlds very first emo.

I agree lol
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Anyone with half a brain knows that Jesus is way more metal than Satan. Lucifer was the worlds very first emo.

and jesus was the worlds first magician
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Worshipping Satan is the single most retarded thing a person can do. It says "I believe in an afterlife, and I'm going to spend it in eternal agony... Because I'm so hxc."



Amen
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Worshipping Satan is the single most retarded thing a person can do. It says "I believe in an afterlife, and I'm going to spend it in eternal agony... Because I'm so hxc."

Satanism is not the worship of satan whatsoever.
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Quote by humperdunk
Don't they realize all of us either are atheists or have already given ourselves to serve our Lord Satan?


Hi
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Satanism is not the worship of satan whatsoever.

Yes but what I described earlier was. I'm amused and surprised to see how many people took that seriously.

I think it's just stupid to advertise a religion as though it were a brand of soda or an online dating site.
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#22
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Theistic Satanism is.

I had never heard of that one. Interesting.
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I had never heard of that one. Interesting.
Yeah, it's LaVeyan Satanism's backwards cousin
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Quote by humperdunk
What's up with all these Jesus ads I'm seeing popping up all over UG? Don't they realize all of us either are atheists or have already given ourselves to serve our Lord Satan? It just seems like a weird place to advertise that sort of thing is all I'm saying.

Fail. The largest 'satanic' group doesn't worship Satan. Satanists basically do what they want as long as others don't get hurt by it.

I haven't seen an ad on UG since I started using Ad-block+.

Edit: Beaten and owned by Delirium.
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If you think about it, Satanism is kinda split into two main- Theistic and Lavayan, similarly to Protestant and Catholic (although both are theistic, but that's neither here nor there), and these are further split, and then you have other denominations.
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If you think about it, Satanism is kinda split into two main- Theistic and Lavayan, similarly to Protestant and Catholic (although both are theistic, but that's neither here nor there), and these are further split, and then you have other denominations.

alrighty there buddy! dont get too excited!
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Worshipping Satan is the single most retarded thing a person can do. It says "I believe in an afterlife, and I'm going to spend it in eternal agony... Because I'm so hxc."


Not if you're actually evil, and therefore become a minion.

If I ever learn of an afterlife, i'll make it my goal to become 2nd in command to the Big S himself.
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Not if you're actually evil, and therefore become a minion.

If I ever learn of an afterlife, i'll make it my goal to become 2nd in command to the Big S himself.


And then do what exactly? What does the second in command to the big S do with his/her time?
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i am confused where are these adds????


....nm i use firefox with adblocker like everyone should be doing in the first place.
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Worshipping Satan is the single most retarded thing a person can do. It says "I believe in an afterlife, and I'm going to spend it in eternal agony... Because I'm so hxc."

But what if you're a LaVeyan Satanist?
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Quote by Spamwise
Satanism is not the worship of satan whatsoever.


Did I ever say it was?

He didn't mention Satanism, he mentioned dedicating yourself to Satan. Which is worship of Satan as a concept or being, not the "atheist-who's-kindof-a-prick-about-it" non-religion full of heaving contradiction that is Satanism.

EDIT: And no, I cannot be bothered to explain the basis of this statement, because I'd really like some sleep. Someone else can take care of that, or you can searchbar threads with the title "Satanism" and my argument will be there near to the top.
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And then do what exactly? What does the second in command to the big S do with his/her time?


Teh sex0rz with the big S, of course, followed by subtley gaining control of Hell and using that influence to start a war on earth. Haven't you ever seen South Park?
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