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#1
Is anyone else sick of those t-shirts that they sell at places like kohls and walmart that have supposedly "witty" sayings on them? They're not funny, at all. Sure, I wore some when I was 12-13, but that was a long ago, and they weren't nearly as common as they are now.

Tough guys wear pink? No, I don't think so.
#3
I got a shirt from Walmart with the Eagles' "Long Road Out of Eden" Album cover on it.

That's the only thing I've recently bought from walmart in the clothes section, besides a sports coat I got for $20 which I wear with a white t shirt.
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#4
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#5
Sometimes they're funny, sometimes. But usually the individual wearing them is a douche. Speaking of shirts, I can't wait til this shirt comes in the mail I just got!!



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#6
I remember when Borat had just come out and more than half their selection was the punchlines.

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#7
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
I got a shirt from Walmart with the Eagles' "Long Road Out of Eden" Album cover on it.

That's the only thing I've recently bought from walmart in the clothes section, besides a sports coat I got for $20 which I wear with a white t shirt.

Oh yeah, they have some cool band shirts. That's pretty much it, though.


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#10
I bought the Pink Floyd: The Wall shirt from Walmart in retaliation of all the kids wearing the Dark Side of the Moon shirts.

The Wall>DSotM
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#11
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I don't get it.


If you don't live in America, than you won't get it. Not to be racist or anything lol
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#13
"Global Warming: It's not cool!" is one I actually kinda like but I agree, they're dumb.
#14
Quote by AnoKid09
I bought the Pink Floyd: The Wall shirt from Walmart in retaliation of all the kids wearing the Dark Side of the Moon shirts.

The Wall>DSotM
The Piper At The Gates OF Dawn > The Wall.

Anyways, yeah, I hate those shirts, too. Some of the jokes on there are really old, like "It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hysterical". I still see that one.
#15
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Who cares? I doubt anyone wearing those shirts is worrying what you think.

Yes they do. They want you to think they're funny. That's why they're wearing those shirts.
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#16
a lot of those shirts are actually funny, but the bad ones stick out.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


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#17
Just because you don't find them funny doesn't mean we all do....but I see where you coming from.

I do like Kohls for selection of T-Shirts containing Pink Floyd and my other favorite bands on them....

EDIT: And "Atom Heart Mother" > "Piper At The Gates of Dawn"
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#18

Who cares? I doubt anyone wearing those shirts is worrying what you think.

I'm not asking them to change what they do. That doesn't mean I can't find the shirts annoying.


Who cares? I doubt anyone wearing those shirts is worrying what you think.

oh yeah, kohls has some cool stuff. They're just notorious for that type of shirt.
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I was going to reply to that, but totally forgot.
#21
Quote by stinger12345
Sometimes they're funny, sometimes. But usually the individual wearing them is a douche. Speaking of shirts, I can't wait til this shirt comes in the mail I just got!!



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Not to burst your bubble, but her trial happened like 6 years ago. Community service. So yeah, she's free. You need a Free Winehouse shirt.
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#23
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Not to burst your bubble, but her trial happened like 6 years ago. Community service. So yeah, she's free. You need a Free Winehouse shirt.

WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?! HER TRIAL ALREADY HAPPENED!!??!?!?!? I must have been sleeping or soemthing
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#24
would you prefer everyone walk around wearing a penis enlarger and a bucket on their head?
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#25
theres this shirt i want that says who died and made you david lee roth.
Yea that's right, I want something to explode

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#26
TS you are my hero......I was going to start a thread like this...

If I really wanted to be witty, I would wear a shirt that said I'm a total douschesack...

But all I wear is band shirts, so, yeah............
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#27
I've been looking for this comic for around half an hour. I feel this is appopriate.



I find these shirts really lame.
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#28
Quote by civildp1
Not to burst your bubble, but her trial happened like 6 years ago. Community service. So yeah, she's free. You need a Free Winehouse shirt.

OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

i did find some that are amusing, like:
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but yeah, a lot of those t-shirts are dumb.
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#29
Quote by BringMeTheCalm
I've been looking for this comic for around half an hour. I feel this is appopriate.



I find these shirts really lame.

Amazing
#30
Quote by stinger12345
WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?! HER TRIAL ALREADY HAPPENED!!??!?!?!? I must have been sleeping or soemthing


Well one would have to assume so since bringing back a celebrity joke t-shirt from 7 years ago is about as witty and cool as doing an I love the 00s retrospective before the decade is even over. So yeah, you should definitely work for VH1.
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#31
Even if the slogan is half funny, only a prick would wear one, ergh...
#32
Quote by civildp1
Well one would have to assume so since bringing back a celebrity joke t-shirt from 7 years ago is about as witty and cool as doing an I love the 00s retrospective before the decade is even over. So yeah, you should definitely work for VH1.

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#36
Quote by civildp1
Well one would have to assume so since bringing back a celebrity joke t-shirt from 7 years ago is about as witty and cool as doing an I love the 00s retrospective before the decade is even over. So yeah, you should definitely work for VH1.



Wow, that incredible.
#39
Quote by dullsilver_mike
go visit T-shirt hell... your faith in funny t-shirts will be restored.


THANKYOU!!!!!!! I'm actually laughing my arse of at some of these t-shirts! Cheers for sharing.

For some reason I just find this hilarious:

#40
I hate the one that says "I'm in shape, round is a shape"

NO, ROUND IS NOT A SHAPE, it is an adjective. Jesus. That bugs me more than it should.
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