#1
I just got done having an hour long conversation with an army recruiter who just randomly showed up at my house. He would NOT ****ing leave! God, it was so damn annoying. Although it was just the army reserves I still dont want to do it! I would rather spend my time in college learning music and business instead of taking tech courses that I am really not interested in and having to do basic training. Although I get money for college and college credits I would rather just deal with finding a job on my own and being able to go into music and business. It really bugged me when he asked just why I dont want to do it and I mentioned what I said before and he went on about it being better to do something that would get me a career instead of music. I SAID I WANT TO ALSO GET A DEGREE IN BUSINESS!! Then he goes on about he being a musician himself and how he is still able to play music (which I think is a story he made up to fit my situation). He also gave me a couple math questions he said were the "hardest math questions I would take" to get into the military with a specific test. They were insanely easy! He looked at them and thought I did them wrong and I ended up having to show him that I was actually correct! Now he says hes going to call me on monday to see if I change my mind on joining! I am just using this as a kind of rant. I do actually support the troops and all, its just that I hate it when the army sends recruiters out like ****ing salesmen who will not take no for a damn answer!

P.S. He JUST called my cell and I ignored his call!
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#4
Why'd you give him your number? and why didn't you clam the door in his retarded face?
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#5
When I was in my senior year of high school they came after me like bloodhounds, not something I'm interested in. I told them I was 16 and that seemed to stop them. Try it next time.
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Then he goes on about he being a musician himself and how he is still able to play music (which I think is a story he made up to fit my situation).


Should asked him some music questions and watch him sweat like a lying bastard.
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#9
tell him your a pacifist

its what i did
no more calls/visits
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#10
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The army sucks.

Next time, tell him you're a flaming homosexual.


Precisely. Go straight for his balls... may be gay but there is no other quicker way to push away recruiters.
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Don't be a pussy, man up and join.




and you had to correct him?

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#13
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Next time he comes answer your door naked.

Hope that helps.

i actually think that would work, seriously.
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#14
You're smart for not joining.
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#15
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Why'd you give him your number? and why didn't you clam the door in his retarded face?


I was in the backyard and my grandpa (who tried to let him know I dont want to do it too) let him outside to talk to me. He asked for my number so I gave him my cell instead of my house that way I could ignore his calls. I think if I keep ignoring his calls hes still going to come back to my house. About 10 times there was an awkward silence where I just said ok and he started to leave but then immediately came back with something else to tell me. One of the times he even asked if I smoke and I told him I dont (though I do) so he couldn't stay longer to talk to me while we smoked.
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#16
Just leanr Arabic and shout at him when he comes by.
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