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#1
....I was just wondering this:

If a fairy came to you and asked if if you wanted a forever lasting orgasm (as in, the feeling of climaxing), would you do it?

Honestly, I'm trying to picture how much more difficult life would be...yet how much more I would love it, too.
#2
Yes
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#6
no thanks, im full
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My conversations would surely be less interesting, though...
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#9
No. There's actually a very rare disease close to that that I saw on 20/20 or something, the sufferers are all in a constant state of horniness. They all hate it, want to die, etc.
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#12
No, I personally wouldn't want it. Wouldn't you get used to it and it not be so...great.
#13
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No. There's actually a very rare disease close to that that I saw on 20/20 or something, the sufferers are all in a constant state of horniness. They all hate it, want to die, etc.


I wouldn't call that a disease.
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I wouldn't call that a disease.


Nah, it's a legitimate disease, not like alcoholism or gambling. Literally some of them have been horny with no relief for years. They say masturbating helps for like a few minutes but it comes back immediately.
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#16
Yea, cause you would get used to it and be a much happier person
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#18
no definitely not. it would be a fate worse than death. it would no longer feel good and just make u extremely horny all the time.
#19
there better be a kickass solo at the end

And y are we in san francisco (lol i made teh gay joke)
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#22
I just can't help but to wonder how the hell you began thinking about forever lasting orgasms.
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#24
I'd trade-in that wish (surely fairies have a customer support too :P) for a strat that they would make from my inner- me criterias that would be orgasmic to play, and the rig to plug it in. THAT'S AN ORGASM :p.
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#25
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Never seen them.


Oh come on man. A guy gets his hand glued to his penis. Now watch it.
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#26
Well giving as I am a fairy...MadCap, you want an ever lasting orgasm ?


I would definitely say no. That'd just get damn boring. Plus then having sex would seem pointless, and I certainly don't like that idea.
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I would definitely say no. That'd just get damn boring. Plus then having sex would seem pointless, and I certainly don't like that idea.


Agreement is found here.


Also, what a great thread. Not even for the question but because it was posed by a fairy of all things.
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I just can't help but to wonder how the hell you began thinking about forever lasting orgasms.
Because all the beautiful things in life come and go so quickly.
#29
NO.
Id rather wish for a more powerful and longer lasting orgasim, when I climax.
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#31
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Because all the beautiful things in life come and go so quickly.


But doesn't that make them so much more beautiful and exquisite?
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#33
No.

It would just become another feeling, no longer the height of pleasure...

Sex would be pointless unless you believe that whole thing about it causing babies.
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#35
Madcap, I'll give you a forever-lasting orgasm, if you know what I mean.

Heh. Heh.

/winks.
#36
No way.
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#38
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NO.
Id rather wish for a more powerful and longer lasting orgasim, when I climax.

That sounds pretty intense alright

Constant would get messy indeed yes
#39
how would I play guitar? i'd have the facial expression of Pettruci and the skill of an aborted fetus.

thats a no
#40
...whats the point of sex then?
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