#2
Fap.
Gear:
B-52 ATX-100
Mesa Oversized recto 4x12
Jackson DKMG (w/ BareKnuckle Warpigs )
Ibanez Acoustic

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#5
go for it


LTD EX-351
Peavey 5150 head
Marshall 1960A
Boss NS-2 Noise Supressor
BBE 482i Sonic Maximizer
#8
reply and tell her to meet up with you, then hit her with your car.
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#9
Post Text Conversation.

We can help.

(My epic thread sense is tingling!)
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#11
Quote by hippieboy444
random texts from a person wanting to have sex basically. what should i say or do?
u wanna have sex, say yes. u don't, say no.

/thread.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#12
Yes post the conversation so we can make an educated desision on how to mess with this person
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#14
i spy a high risk of receiving an STD
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You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


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Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#16
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
u wanna have sex, say yes. u don't, say no.

/thread.

+1
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I say pwnd/owned alot, and n00b even more frequently.


It comes up every few seconds actually. I actually said "imma pwn j00 n00b" to my girlfriend i think. She had no idea what i wastalking about, so i pwnt her n00b ass.
#17
they are a guy, don't go unless you like anal sex
'08 Gretsch White Falcon
'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

Handwired 50 Watt Plexi Lead Clone w/ Orange 4x12
#18
i asked when/where for fun. she said she'll meet me 9:30 morning at my house. i'm scared guys...
Last edited by hippieboy444 at Jul 2, 2008,
#20
*wow* the pit jumped on this one...

put on as much clown makeup as possible and take lots of pics...
i smell fapping soon hehe...
#21
This is going to be good.
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ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#23
be like, "hey you gots the wrong numba.... You like the 4th of july, boy??? You like fireworks, boy??? I's gonna make fireworks go off in ya pants, boy....."


it'll make her leave you alone, promise.
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The Pit is to intelligence what a black hole is to light; it's devoid of reason and logic, and nothing can escape it's shadowy depths. Once you enter, you cannot leave.
#24
Quote by druz15_UG
they are a guy, don't go unless you like anal sex
not necessarily.

maybe it's a girl who likes to use a strap-on.
he still might have a chance to get some anal, either way.
Quote by hippieboy444
i asked when/where for fun. she said she'll meet me 9:30 morning at my house. i'm scared guys...

you have nothing to fear, but fear itself.

Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
Last edited by SomeoneYouKnew at Jul 2, 2008,
#25
I was really expecting a chain of, "Do it faggot."

The pit failed me.
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Sir, I love you.

#26
EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she said goodnight and to dream of her. i said i cant dream of you if i dunno and i quote her reply:

just pretend...Big fat sweaty hairy old man! Like a sea lion covered in a tub of lard!

after proceeding to accuse them of being my ex, they said id find out soon.
so i said they could screw my mom cause its the fourth and she's supposedly coming then. lol
Last edited by hippieboy444 at Jul 3, 2008,
#32
a/s/l
My obligatory gear list

Guitars
Schecter C-1 Classic
Gibson SG Special
1987 Fender Strat
Epiphone PR-150

Amp and Effects
Peavey Valveking 112
Boss DD-6
Crybaby Wah-wah
Ibanez TS-9DX
Banshee 2 Talkbox


Crit plz! Wh ore of Gommorah