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So i says to Mable are you a string? and she says no im afraid not.




well, anyway... post your best joke.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#3
What do you use to find an over done thread?


THE SEARCHBAR

had to be done...
#5
Quote by meh17
What do you use to find an over done thread?


THE SEARCHBAR

had to be done...

get ****ed four eyes.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#8
Quote by Dæmönika
How do you confuse a paedophile?


Orange.

im confused
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#10
Quote by SmarterChild
Paedophile!

damnit. sunday school all over again...
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#12
why did the boy fall off his bike?


because someone threw a fridge at him
#13
Quote by stinger12345
Women's rights.



Well played sir. Well played.
Quote by sheumack111
I allways found that having sex while listening to Tool/Planet X/Dream Theater was hard because every time you tryed o keep the beat they would change time sig, then you would get pissed off and then loose your mojo for the nite.....

I fucking Lol'd
#14
"Search for goatse and get free stuff!"

Ill never be the same
Quote by Lolcheez324
1 time i was home alone and i said i want a cheeseburger and then mah dad got home and he had a bag of potatoes
#15
Quote by HiyuKantaro
Who's better than you?


ME!



it's funny because it's a joke
Quote by Its_Rock77
you are a god.



I haven't been on UG in ages... I miss you guys

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#16
What has 8 legs and makes women scream?

Gangrape.
Quote by FrenchyFungus
I am not a woman as I currently claim


Quote by Rabid
I am actually a woman, unlike Frenchy
#17
it's funny because it's a joke


Thanks! haha

EDIT:

What has 8 legs and makes women scream?

Gangrape.



Could have had 7 legs though...
Yeah what, one dude could have had an amputee?
#18
if i help jack onto that horse... will you help jack off that horse?


if i help jack off that horse... will you drive me to the airport?
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#20
What's red and blue?

A BRICK WEARING JEANS.


What's red and invisible?

NO FUCKING TOMATOES!
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#24
whats funnier than a dead baby?

a dead baby in a clown costume.

the head chef at work told me that.
ive never looked at him the same.
#25
A girl called me last night and said there was nobody home, I came there and nobody was home...
#26
1 time i was home alone and i said i want a cheeseburger and then mah dad got home and he had a bag of potatoes.
#27
What do you call a lame joke?


LAME!
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#28
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
What do you call a lame joke?


LAME!

no respect i tell ya, get no respect!
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#30
what's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long!?


... Crib Death
#31
Quote by stinger12345
Women's rights.



YOU STOLE MINE!!!!
oh well, i have TONS more
(PLEAAASSSEEE do not take offense from my jokes!)

How many Jews can you fit in a VW Bug?

52! 2 in the seats; 50 in the ashtray!

Wats better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bag of ****?

THE BAG!!!

(PLEAAASSSEEE do not take offense from my jokes!)
The Best Floyd Rose Is A Setup Floyd Rose!

Gear:
STARcaster Strat
Dean Tradition Acoustic
03 B.C. Rich NJ Warlock Speedloader
Xaviere XV-599
Epi 1984 Explorer
Crate GTD65
Epi Valve Jr
Bogner Alchemist Head
Marshall 1960B
Last edited by f22master at Jul 3, 2008,
#32
Quote by mathias07
what's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long!?


... Crib Death

tony danza?
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#33
Quote by f22master
YOU STOLE MINE!!!!
oh well, i have TONS more
(PLEAAASSSEEE do not take offense from my jokes!)

How many Jews can you fit in a VW Bug?

54! 2 in the seats; 50 in the ashtray!

Wats better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bag of ****?

THE BAG!!!

(PLEAAASSSEEE do not take offense from my jokes!)

I saw ur avatar and thought it was a butt at first glance.
#35
A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar, the leprechaun looks to the priest and rabbi and says "Holy ****, I'm in the wrong joke"
Quote by sneyob
Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


Quote by Bmm386

There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who
#36
Quote by Wonthefu
Why did the ladies love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this!


GET IT?

is it wrong that i am... aroused?
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#37
How do you make a mime yell?

THROW A BRICK AT HIS FACE!
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#38
Quote by f22master
How many Jews can you fit in a VW Bug?

54! 2 in the seats; 50 in the ashtray!


But but but but but but.. This math makes my head hurt
We are "PSYCHONAUT", Psychedelic/Stoner/Sludge from Belgium.

Check out our recordings and shows here:

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#39
Quote by Lolcheez342
I saw ur avatar and thought it was a butt at first glance.


close but no crack!







well at least i tried...
The Best Floyd Rose Is A Setup Floyd Rose!

Gear:
STARcaster Strat
Dean Tradition Acoustic
03 B.C. Rich NJ Warlock Speedloader
Xaviere XV-599
Epi 1984 Explorer
Crate GTD65
Epi Valve Jr
Bogner Alchemist Head
Marshall 1960B
#40
Quote by f22master
close but no crack!







well at least i tried...

its ok sweet pea

*pats on back*
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
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