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#1
So either

A) I bet the absolute **** out of some random guy at school who dosn't deserve it

Or

B) You guys help me out

What can i do to get rid of all the anger and stuff that has been building up over the last couple of months?

One part of the frustration side of things is my lack of fun when playing guitar. What is a good, simple yet rewarding song to learn? If i don't feel like i have accomplished something new very soon I'm going to smash all my ****ing guitars.

Thanks guys
#4
I would recommend beating the **** out of a random emosexual you see...Or go to a concert and throw some bows in the pit.
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#5
Ah **** it. Why did i expect anything else from the pit?

Quote by crackhutch
I would recommend beating the **** out of a random emosexual you see...Or go to a concert and throw some bows in the pit.


Lol emosexual.

Cant go to a concert.

A) No one decent is comeing
B) I couldnt afford it.
#7
learn some acoustic stuff, preferrably while sitting outside on a sunny day (dont know where you live but here in the UK we get like 1 sunny day per decade so...)

always calms me down

failing that punch something, i used to find glass, windows, mirrors etc was pretty effective....but know i have scars all over my hands
#8
haha

ya/...
but seriosuly
lessons man
orrr
start some kind of a band?
itll make u feel better/more porfessional

or just u know get over it
#9
Quote by 6-string-yay
haha

ya/...
but seriosuly
lessons man
orrr
start some kind of a band?
itll make u feel better/more porfessional

or just u know get over it


I get lessons. I dont learn **** all there.

Quote by weaseltron
learn some acoustic stuff, preferrably while sitting outside on a sunny day (dont know where you live but here in the UK we get like 1 sunny day per decade so...)

always calms me down

failing that punch something, i used to find glass, windows, mirrors etc was pretty effective....but know i have scars all over my hands


In Australia we get like. One cloudy day a decade. Besides i have already broken enough mirrors and windows for one lifetime.

Quote by clown_phobia
Read 'the primal scream' by Arthur Janov. Then scream. It really helps when you're depressed.


I will look into it. Thanks. what's it about?
#10
what is it with every one in the pit/ ug
and wanking/faping

seriosuly?>
like.. grow up or somthing?
its not that funny when you constantly say it
#11
Hmm, for me, it doesn't help that much to play, depends if I'm going to improvise or not.

When I feel angry, I talk about it, or jsut vent my anger in some pixelized people so I can give them a pixelized death with my pixelized persona.

That is, I go drive and run over people in GTA4.
#12
do NOT I repeat do NOT punch the ground.
*looks at fractured hand*
I fractured both knuckles and the knuckle moved back a cm or 2 and won't go back till I'm very old..lesson's have been learn t.
sincewhen??

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I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
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#13
Quote by Final !mpact
I will look into it. Thanks. what's it about?


Well be careful it may actually make the reader more depressed! it's by a psychiatrist about a technique he uses. He ensentially blames people's parents for all their problems then gets people to sort of scream the pain away... John Lennon used this technique in the early 70's and you can see it in his music.
#16
Quote by TwazackChops
Gym / bloody hard exercise?


I did like a hundred push-ups because my weights bench is ****ed.

Didn't change anything.
#18
Quote by clown_phobia
Perhaps sleep more/eat better/drink more water ?


Insomnia.

I fall asleep around 11 oclock and wake up at 12.

Then i stare at the roof for hours falling asleep at around 6 waking up at 7:30.
#19
Alcohol and cigarettes! Go clubbing hardcoree !!!
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#20
Quote by HeliuM
Alcohol and cigarettes! Go clubbing hardcoree !!!


I just quit smoking.

EDIT: For the about the 10th time
#21
Quote by Final !mpact
Insomnia.

I fall asleep around 11 oclock and wake up at 12.

Then i stare at the roof for hours falling asleep at around 6 waking up at 7:30.


this could be the source of the problem?
#22
randomly shoot as many people as you can in your school before shooting yourself.
that's the american dream.
"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." -Mark Twain
#23
Quote by clown_phobia
this could be the source of the problem?


Well its not about to change any time soon. Its been like that... forever.

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randomly shoot as many people as you can in your school before shooting yourself.
that's the american dream.


Why did i find that so funny?
Last edited by Final !mpact at Jul 3, 2008,
#24
Quote by Final !mpact
Well its not about to change any time soon. Its been like that... forever.


Ah I see. there may be coping techniques available
#25
run somewhere
like seriously, just go outside and jog really steadily for as long as you can without stopping
dont listen to music either
if you live in melbourne like me, go around the maribrynong river
i do it every sunday, its brilliant
Quotes from other UGers in your signatures that talk about how good you are suck donkey schlong.
#26
Go to a gym, trust me. Start exercising, load something like the heaviest you can lift on the squat rack and start squatting like a madman
#27
Quote by Final !mpact
Well its not about to change any time soon. Its been like that... forever.


Why did i find that so funny?

i don't think it's funny. you are.
"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." -Mark Twain
#28
try learning some fast paced hard rock guitar songs, like pink fod young lust or grean day's saint jimmy, should get rid of some stress when im angry i just pl;ay guitar very fast and very badly till i run out of energy.
#29
Quote by soulflyV
Hit your father/mother/dog.

Failing that, fap with a knife. Furiously.


hahahahahaha

Talk to someone about it, release it into something, for example, I release built-up negative emotions through writing music.
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#30
Ritalin is your friend.
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#32
Quote by weorge
try learning some fast paced hard rock guitar songs, like pink fod young lust or grean day's saint jimmy, should get rid of some stress when im angry i just pl;ay guitar very fast and very badly till i run out of energy.


When i do that i get the urge to smash my guitar. When i dont smash it i get more frustrated and have to put it down so i havnt been playing guitar very much.
#33
Quote by eggo_boi_15
hahahahahaha

Talk to someone about it, release it into something, for example, I release built-up negative emotions through writing music.


Im halfway through writting a song now (Check my profile) im doing lyrics and **** at the moment because i hate my guitar right now.
#34
Quote by Final !mpact
Im halfway through writting a song now (Check my profile) im doing lyrics and **** at the moment because i hate my guitar right now.


Good man

Never hate your guitar. Your guitar is your friend.
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#36
Lol.. I've been ****ing pissed off lately.. It resulted in me hitting some guy. I hit him because he came at me and I thought he was about to hit me.. But then I hit him and he dropped.. And if I wasn't so pissed off I wouldn't have made a stupid mistake like that.. Felt like crap about it too... So yeah.. That's not really helping you with the anger, but just don't take it out of innocent people.
#37
Quote by weaseltron
learn some acoustic stuff, preferrably while sitting outside on a sunny day (dont know where you live but here in the UK we get like 1 sunny day per decade so...)

always calms me down

failing that punch something, i used to find glass, windows, mirrors etc was pretty effective....but know i have scars all over my hands


Shut up, have u actually been outside at all? THERES MORE SUN THAN ****IN RAIN!
#38
Anger Management:

You know when you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.'

I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear, 'Get the right f *** ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, 'You're an asshole!' and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole!'
It always cheered me up.

Then Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID program?'

He yelled, 'NO!' and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an asshole!' and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a 'For Sale' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too. I
said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'
He said, 'Yes, it is.' I asked,

'Can you tell me where I can see it?'

He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow duplex, and the car's parked right out in front.'

I asked, 'What's your name?'

He said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'

I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?'

He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'

I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?'

He said, 'Yes?'

I said, 'Don, you're an asshole!'

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came up with an idea.

I called asshole #1; he said, 'Hello.'

I said, 'You're an asshole!' (But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, 'Are you still there?'

I said, 'Yeah.'

He screamed, 'Stop calling me.'

I said, 'Make me.'

He asked, 'Who are you?'

I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'

He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?'

I said, 'Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow duplex, I have a black Beamer parked in front.'

He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.'

I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole,' and hung up. Then I called Asshole #2. He said, 'Hello?'

I said, 'Hello, asshole.'

He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'

I said, 'You'll what?'

He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ass!'

I answered, 'Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now.' Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.
Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six
cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.


try that.
#40
Quote by CoreysMonster
Anger Management:

You know when you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.'

I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear, 'Get the right f *** ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, 'You're an asshole!' and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole!'
It always cheered me up.

Then Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID program?'

He yelled, 'NO!' and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an asshole!' and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a 'For Sale' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too. I
said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'
He said, 'Yes, it is.' I asked,

'Can you tell me where I can see it?'

He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow duplex, and the car's parked right out in front.'

I asked, 'What's your name?'

He said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'

I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?'

He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'

I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?'

He said, 'Yes?'

I said, 'Don, you're an asshole!'

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came up with an idea.

I called asshole #1; he said, 'Hello.'

I said, 'You're an asshole!' (But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, 'Are you still there?'

I said, 'Yeah.'

He screamed, 'Stop calling me.'

I said, 'Make me.'

He asked, 'Who are you?'

I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'

He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?'

I said, 'Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow duplex, I have a black Beamer parked in front.'

He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.'

I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole,' and hung up. Then I called Asshole #2. He said, 'Hello?'

I said, 'Hello, asshole.'

He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'

I said, 'You'll what?'

He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ass!'

I answered, 'Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now.' Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.
Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six
cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.


try that.




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