#1
My friend emailed me this pic.

How to prevent your flip flops from getting stolen....

#2
That won't stop them getting stolen. The whole package will still only weigh like 3 pounds.


Who the hell steals flip-flops anyway?
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#4
The straps are easily detachable from the base, thus making this idea redundant.
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#5
You should do what I do instead.

Don't wear flip-flops.
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#7
Good idea, but the best way to prevent your flip flops from getting stolen is to poop in them.
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How can you poop IN flip flops? It's not like they have an area enclosed by 3 sides Poop on them! Flipfloposophy is so cool.

Yes, you are right. I was thinking of shoes. God, your avatar freaks me out.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#11
i hate u, u just made me say lol out loud. Everything I hate...

funny pic tho :P
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#14
Who would want to rob flip flops?


Who would want to wear them anyway?
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#15
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That won't stop them getting stolen. The whole package will still only weigh like 3 pounds.


Who the hell steals flip-flops anyway?


Everyone knows that flip-flops are used as currency in Mexico.
#16
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Everyone knows that flip-flops are used as currency in Mexico.

haha


I lol'd
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#21
The best way to secure flip flops from theft is in fact to smear some cottage cheese over the bit that goes between the toes.
#22
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What sort of thief lowers themselves to stealing flip flops?

one that's barefoot
#24
I think I'm going to do that to someone else though. Just buy a bunch of locks and go down to Cancun with them in November and just start pad-locking any sandals I see. It'll be a blast. Maybe write "This is the Pits fault" on them in sharpie
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