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#1
I dunno if this has been done before, but what does a guitar say about a person, it could be yours, or just someone in general.

E.G-

Ibanez JEM: i live to shred

i'll start
epiphone dot: i want a versatile sound but still have some good power behind me.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#4
Wangcaster: I have a large penis.
Gearz:
Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
Dunlop 535q
Korg Pitchblack
Carvin X100B

Coming soon to a pedal board near you:
Analogman Sunface
Lovepedal E6
Area 51 wah
Skreddy Lunar Module
Malekko 616 Ekko
#5
stratocaster: "i'm like the village bicycle. everyone's had a go on me!"
#6
Les Paul : I want to be Slash.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#12
fender: i dislike distortion, rock and everything that was written later than 1990, with the exception of red hot chilli peppers.

I have met SOOOO ****ing many people who are like that and swear on stratocasters.
#14
Quote by CoreysMonster
fender: i dislike distortion, rock and everything that was written later than 1990, with the exception of red hot chilli peppers.

I have met SOOOO ****ing many people who are like that and swear on stratocasters.

Hey hey now, I like some after-1990 stuff, I dig distortion, and I play a Strat.
#15
Quote by dgme92
Les Paul : I want to be Slash.


Quote by Punkismygod
SG : I want to be Angus Young


lol i have a les paul and a sg and they are two of my favorite guitarists lol
#16
Quote by cokeisbetter
Hey hey now, I like some after-1990 stuff, I dig distortion, and I play a Strat.



well not ALL strat players are like that.

just the insufferable blues players that don't play any other scale or style and refuse to use the smallest digital circuit in their rig.
#19
Quote by jmilli2
Ok what do mine say about me:

Takamine EG560C
Fernandes Dragonfly Pro
DeArmond M75T


you're a weird tosser.
#21
PRS - yeah im rich
Quote by Tatersalad1080
do what jimbleton said


^ i did something good!!

Quote by tjhome28
This.


^ to something i said!

☭UG Socialist Party ☭
#22
SG : "I prefer to play something that feels like I'm holding a tree trunk."
More UltraMatic than you.
#23
Telecaster - i prefer technique and skill over BROOTALZ SPEED
Quote by .HUZZAH.
Just hit all the strings at once, raping your e string and making retardly out of place pinch harmonics

oh wait, this isn't a slipknot concert..

FREEBIRD!


And the amish said let their be CHEESE...
#26
Gibson LP: I wipe ass with my money because I don't have anything better to do with them.
#27
any PRS: you better be able to ****ing shred if your even gonna think of touching me
Quote by Mackawade
i was wondering what is some of the stuff you guys would consider better than WOW


Quote by last-1s-out
Getting kicked in the balls repeatedly


Primus Sucks
#30
dean razorback-I AM DIME!!!1111
Quote by Rush_fan2112
i want to walk down the streets of a very large, populized city (one like toronto, or new york) wearing a wonder woman costume and eating a stick of butter

Quote by figsandbobo
I can eat a 16" no problem.
#32
Fender Stratocaster - Techinque and skillful blues over shread.
My Gear:
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Fender MIM Stratocaster
Yamaha Pacifica 112v
Epiphone G-400
Cheap acoustic


Roland Cube 30X
USA Big Muff PI
Dunlop Crybaby Wah GCB-95
#33
Any 12 string bass (4 courses of 3 strings)- you have the strongest fingers in the world
spaghetti-etti-etti
you fill me up with you carbohydrates
and energize me with simple sugars <3
#34
Quote by Tomo J O
Fender Stratocaster - Techinque and skillful blues over shread.


You tell that to Yngwie.


Really, I'd love it if you actually convinced him of this.
#35
Quote by Våd Hamster
You tell that to Yngwie.


Really, I'd love it if you actually convinced him of this.



Pretty hard to convince an arrogant bastard anything.
My Gear:
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Fender MIM Stratocaster
Yamaha Pacifica 112v
Epiphone G-400
Cheap acoustic


Roland Cube 30X
USA Big Muff PI
Dunlop Crybaby Wah GCB-95
#36
guitar hero guitar = wanker

Gibson Robot Guitar = 110101110010 01101010 0101 0101000011

Any triple neck guitar = I'm making up for something........
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#37
Quote by LedZeppelin9345
Gibson Robot Guitar = 110101110010 01101010 0101 0101000011


"I have performed an illegal operation. Shutting down in 10... 9..."
#39
Quote by CoreysMonster
fender: i dislike distortion, rock and everything that was written later than 1990, with the exception of red hot chilli peppers.

I have met SOOOO ****ing many people who are like that and swear on stratocasters.



So, ever heard of Jimi Hendrix?
Set Up

Fender Highway One Stratocaster
Fender Princeton Chorus Amp
Fender Acoustic 12 String
Samick Acoustic 6 String
Line 6 POD X3 Live
#40
Quote by estranged_2003
lol i have a les paul and a sg and they are two of my favorite guitarists lol


lol k lol

You're one happy person...