#1
im adopting a new puppy today but it says if it is a purebred,prices can go up to 350$.and these people are lying dirtbags.is there any way to tell if a dog is purebred?i just dont wanna get ripped off by these guys.and also,what kindof dog should i get?
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a Labrador!
awesome dogs.
cute as too when a puppy ( the only time I'm ever gonna say cute )
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#5
i dont have pics yet.when i get the dog ill have some pics up.and i am NOT tasting that dogs semen.lol
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#6
don't buy it from them if you don't trust them. get it from somewhere else even if its more expensive. also we need pics
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#11
i wanted a pitbull.my mom wasnt going for it
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#13
i'd say either labradors or a golden retriever

if not then a german shepperd, if raised correctly it'll be the best companion you'll ever have!

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i was looking at golden labs.but the german shepard is too big.im looking for a smaller dog
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he didn't ask what kind of dog he should get, he asked how to tell it's a purebred.

f it is a purebred dog, it should have been sold with registration papers and pedigrees for the parents. Some breeders sell with conditional contracts- for example, if they feel the dog is not show quality, they may sell it with a pet contract that says you can't get the registration papers until after you have it spayed or neutered, but the should still make pedigree available. If it is a rescue dog or found animal, it may or may not be purebred, but could not be documented without breeder records. There are DNA tests that can be done, but its really somewhat silly to spend the money as it still won't make it registerable.
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i was looking at golden labs.but the german shepard is too big.im looking for a smaller dog

eerm... cairn terriers are quite funny friends of mine have one and all it wants to do is run around and bark @ birds. it has me lolling
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yea i just wanted to save some $.and not get ripped off
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yea i just wanted to save some $.and not get ripped off

well then you could always just get "a" dog. i mean purebreds are like you said really expensive. and believe me the not so pure breds usually have a nicer character as they usually have been refrained from incest. (no joke)
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jack russels are an effin terror although they are very very very sweet they're a hand full being hunters they need lots and lots of excersice(sp?)
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#22
I think most purebred dogs have a tatoo like thing on thier belly saying thier pure.
The to pure schnauzers my family has do, also schnauzers kickass they run fast 2.
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get one that is easy to cook and tastes good with A1
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It depends how you raise them, like most jack russels bite ankles yeah? Mine didn't she was boss But yeah they do need lots of excercise, but thats the same with any dog really. The best thing about dogs is taking them for walks and playing with them (In a completely non-sexual way of course :p
#25
get a newfoundland or a pyrinean(sp?) mountain dog. that is in no way biased...
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get a newfoundland or a pyrinean(sp?) mountain dog. that is in no way biased...


I have two newfoundlands. They are huge lazy bastards but I love the hell out of them. They pull the chicks like crazy.lol
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im adopting a new puppy today but it says if it is a purebred,prices can go up to 350$.and these people are lying dirtbags.is there any way to tell if a dog is purebred?i just dont wanna get ripped off by these guys.and also,what kindof dog should i get?



get a dog from an animal rescue charity.

if it's a purebreed, it should have a kennel club certificate and a kennel club name.

we got my labrador from labrador rescue when he was six months old, because his previous owner, who bred showdogs, didn't think he was going to grow big enough to be a showdog. he's more than big enough now, lol, but she couldn't tell at the time.

his kennel club name is "bally henry black bush", because he's originally from ireland, but we call him ted

he cost about £100. ($200).

if you're buying a pedigree dog that isn't from a rescue place, their value goes into the thousands.

edit: here's ted! (he's nine now).






i would highly recommend getting a labrador, they're playful, fun, friendly and very loving dogs.
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^ Dachshunds are a pain in the ass, especially if it's a rowdy male puppy.


What's wrong with mutts?

If you want a pure bred dog, buy from kennels, which usually specialise in a certain breed.
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im adopting a new puppy today but it says if it is a purebred,prices can go up to 350$.and these people are lying dirtbags.is there any way to tell if a dog is purebred?i just dont wanna get ripped off by these guys.and also,what kindof dog should i get?

the only way to be 100% sure is if thepuppy or its parents are registered with the akc or (simular organization if you arent from america) and if they can show/and/or give you papers
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