#1
I know this may sound kinda weird but i'd just like an answer.

When a cow get milked, does he get like orgasm or doesn't he feel a s***. I wouldn't mind being a cow if a sexy farm girl came and milked me heheh.

I don't know much about cows so.. If someone actually knows this it would be cool
#2
Cow utters are like nipples. I don't think girls get orgasms when babies suck on their tits.
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#4
Cows are female, it's probably relieving like taking a huge piss for the cow when it's milked because if they aren't the milk builds up and is generally unpleasant. Pretty confident that they're not getting orgasms or sexual relief by it.
#5
i dont think they get orgasms. I doubt there is any real sensation, just the feeling of your nipples being tugged.
#6
Do you know what udders are? They aren't the cows dick, because cows are female...They are basically tits. It would feel like you squeezing a pair of boobs...
#9
They're just the cow equivalent to nipples so I doubt it. Plus I'd like you to think about what you said.

Only female cows have udders so being milked by a sexy farm girl, of an entirely separate species might I add, wouldn't really work out as you think it would.

The cow's young get milk from their mothers, do you really want to have your offspring pleasure you?

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Cows are female, it's probably relieving like taking a huge piss for the cow when it's milked because if they aren't the milk builds up and is generally unpleasant. Pretty confident that they're not getting orgasms or sexual relief by it.

this!

srsly! that!!
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