#1
I have mononucleosis, anybody ever had it?
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#2
That's what happens when you use Ibanez.
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#4
what is mononucleosis? I've had mono, but I don't know if that's the same thing or not...
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#5
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what is mononucleosis? I've had mono, but I don't know if that's the same thing or not...


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#6
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That's what happens when you use Ibanez.

Send me off to bed forevermore.
#7
Monkeynucleosis is scary stuff.
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#8
be prepared for spinal tap. Seriously, you might have to get it.
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#10
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That's what happens when you use Ibanez.

But if you DON'T use one, you get Acquired Ibanez Deficiency Syndrome.
#12
Glandular fever?
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#13
It's boring. You will feel sick for a few days, but under doctors orders you will have to sit around in your house for weeks in order to prevent yourself from exerting yourself and from spreading Mono, where you'll just be tired and stuffy and maybe a little sore around your glands. My doctor told me that if I exerted too hard my spleen would rupture.

Have fun I bought and played all the way through Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic when I had mono.
#15
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Glandular fever?


Yes.
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But if you DON'T use one, you get Acquired Ibanez Deficiency Syndrome.


lol AIDS...funny stuff

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#20
no, but i had stickitothemaneosis once.

nasty stuff.
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#21
You'll be fine in a while, i think.
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#22
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It is.

ah, I see. No wonder everybody just says mono, that's a freakin long word. anyways, it's not too bad, except you can't do anything for a really long time, you're really sluggish and lazy and you sleep a lot. But other than that you don't feel too terrible, and now you can spend a lot more time here hope you get better soon, though.
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The more you know you know you don't know shit"
#24
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That's what happens when you use Ibanez.

Win.
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#25
MONO?!

Come back when you have a REAL disease, you pussy.

Like malaria or ebola....
#26
Doesn't mono/glandular fever cause you to lose a ****load of weight?
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#27
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I've got Myxomatosis.


My pet rabbit. Ketchup, had that, because it was a rescued research specimen.

Like Red XIII I suppose, except that it died within 6 months.
#28
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Win.
Btw, are you a separatist?
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Non.

I'm really surprised that there's no I Cum Blood joke yet.
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#29
Mono??? You whine about mono??? Give the mouse some cheese for his whine!

Come back when you have something worth complaining aboiut, like a fungal infection in your lung that cause you spew up blood and makes you feel like you're coughing up bits of lung everytime you cough because you're allergic to a fungus common in human sputem. You know, something like allergic bronchopulmonary aspergillosis or cystic fibrosis. Then, and only then will I listen to you.

You are not screwed because you have mono. Since really all you can do is sit around the house for a couple of weeks, find a siong that you think would be insanely hard and try to learn it note for note.
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