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#1
Imagine, an UG Nanny Service for irritating children.

Give us some scenarios Pit.
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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#2
Wut?
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#3
Holy ****..Imagine all the ruined childhoods.
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#4
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Wut?


A serie where we help parents with there kids. Wouldn't that be great.
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


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#5
in ug's nanny service, child doesn't sit on naughty step. naughty step sits on child.
#8
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A serie where we help parents with there kids. Wouldn't that be great.


Ahh i understand...
Gearz:
Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
Dunlop 535q
Korg Pitchblack
Carvin X100B

Coming soon to a pedal board near you:
Analogman Sunface
Lovepedal E6
Area 51 wah
Skreddy Lunar Module
Malekko 616 Ekko
#10
this is the pit..... im guessing.... rape?
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
#11
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Young children shouldn't be exposed to the pit, it turns them into evil, constantly-fapping little bastards.


i know.....
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


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#15
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Daily re-enactments of the Austin Powers vs Mini-me battles!

I'm in


Why can't you all be more like him
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


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#16
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I heard Mini-me starred in a porn movie recently...

I'm serious


Even more reason to do it
#17
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I heard Mini-me starred in a porn movie recently...

I'm serious



He didn't star in a porn movie, he just had sexy time with his girlfriend and taped it. That's different if you ask me. It's not like it's a full blown porn production.

It's pretty disturbing though. The preview left me scarred for a few days already, and you don't even see the actual penetration in it yet.
#19
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I heard Mini-me starred in a porn movie recently...

I'm serious

I like porn but that would be kinda awkward to watch.
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#21
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Hey, everyone has their thing/fetish.

I suppose so. But I'm not joining this nanny service. I hate kids.

Unless you're going to allow--- never mind.
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#24
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You're A ****ing Genius!!!!!


I KNOW !!
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


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#26
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SOMEONES pedo.


WHO ??!! Cus he needs to leave then
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


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#27
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I suppose so. But I'm not joining this nanny service. I hate kids.

Unless you're going to allow--- never mind.


tell us, we are the pit so just spit it out
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


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#28
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Child slavery?


Something like that.
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#32
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if the pit had influence in the younger generation the girls would not exist and the guys would fap over the non-existing girls ... and everybody would be secret FBI agents ... I think that I've found a flaw in the rules of the interwebz.


You might be on to summin there....
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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#34
LOL I can imgaine the nightime song

"Nanny, can you sing me a song?"

"Sure honey.....I....CUM.....BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
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#35
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I know right??? I beat the internet!!! in your face bill gates!!!!



now now that aint exactly true éh
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


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#36
RAEP!!!!!!11!1!!!!!1!!

And a loda of kids shouting perma ban and lol wut whilst shreding at like a 100000bpm going BROOTALZ. The some other kid comes and hes like guitr battle, it just sounds like a pac man rmix and the use the battle cry of UREH
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Just hit all the strings at once, raping your e string and making retardly out of place pinch harmonics

oh wait, this isn't a slipknot concert..

FREEBIRD!


And the amish said let their be CHEESE...
#37
i could see it now...

A person walks into a room with little Sally and Jimmy. Jimmy is only 8 years old and a slight freckled complextion, while Sally, who is 5, has long blonde pigtails and blue eyes. The person, who had just talked with their parents was about to let them know that they are out of control. The creature takes Jimmy into a room and says "masturbation is the key." He shows Jimmy how to do it, then leaves the room. Now Jimmy is quiet for a few minutes. The person soon walks back in and says "pics or it didnt happen." Jimmy is utterly confused, and upon closer inspection, he notices the person is none other than...PEDO BEAR! Jimmy runs out of the house screaming. Now Pedo and Sally are all alone. Pedo looks at Sally and says "Tits of GTFO". Sally, being 5, doesnt have any at the moment. So Pedo rapes her, then proceded out the door.

10 years later, Jimmy ended up in a clinet for chronic masturbation, while Sally has a fear of all bears.


THE END!
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#38
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You might be on to summin there....



Yes I agree
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GAYS...we don't hate that your gay we hate that your proud of it
#39
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i could see it now...

A person walks into a room with little Sally and Jimmy. Jimmy is only 8 years old and a slight freckled complextion, while Sally, who is 5, has long blonde pigtails and blue eyes. The person, who had just talked with their parents was about to let them know that they are out of control. The creature takes Jimmy into a room and says "masturbation is the key." He shows Jimmy how to do it, then leaves the room. Now Jimmy is quiet for a few minutes. The person soon walks back in and says "pics or it didnt happen." Jimmy is utterly confused, and upon closer inspection, he notices the person is none other than...PEDO BEAR! Jimmy runs out of the house screaming. Now Pedo and Sally are all alone. Pedo looks at Sally and says "Tits of GTFO". Sally, being 5, doesnt have any at the moment. So Pedo rapes her, then proceded out the door.

10 years later, Jimmy ended up in a clinet for chronic masturbation, while Sally has a fear of all bears.


THE END!



Did you just make that up?
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#40
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Did you just make that up?


And thats just the beginning
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


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