you know what to do....
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GAYS...we don't hate that your gay we hate that your proud of it
I was at Subway and found a pick on the ground. I was happy because I was pickless for a few months... too much work going to the store for one
i found one in a field once. i was well pleased. can never have enough picks
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Did I ever tell you how much I love you?

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']My father once said to me "Son, masturbation can stunt your growth and make you blind".

I said "I'm over here, shorty".
Tumble dryer dust collecter thingy, not that strange, it must have been in my pocket, I just don't know how it passed through the filter to get there.
"If you don't show it, I cannot grope it."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.."
You're mom's snizz. Which begs the question, how did it get there buddy?

...who DIDN'T see this one coming?
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Gibson Faded V
Warmoth Strat copy
Epiphone Hummingbird (FS!!)
Ibanez SR400QM
Fender BXR100
Reggae Bass Covers mahn!!!

One time I had lost a pick in my friend's room, and because I had just started that was the only pick I had. We spent half an hour going through his room trying to find it. A few days later it magically reappeared, lying on an obvious spot on the floor.
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I do believe you just used Blink 182 and hard rock in the same sentence. It would seem you're rather confused.
I have a quote in my signature! And it makes fun of blink-182! I'm cool now!

[Obligatory link to my band's MySpace]
Outside in our Garden. I was like WTF?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
I saw a monkey playing guitar in the zoo and stole the pick from him, he threw poop at me because he was mad, but now I regret not getting the guitar because it was a nice lil Taylor.
An abandoned drug rehab center.
What can we do with a canoe that will make people say, "Oh No, What's Wrong With Them?"
My friend had stolen a pick from me once, then I was at a different friends house a month later and found it on his dresser.
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Necrophagist how could all you n00bs forget the best german metalcore band ever. i think theyre tech metalcore tho or sumfin
On the floor at the petrol station on saturday. It was really worn aswell, and is almost circular. I picked it up when I was very drunk, wasn't sure if it was a pick or not, and put it in my pocket so I could check the next day. It was a Tortex!
Apparently my friends dog **** out one of my picks. I didn't use it though, so idk if it counts.

the floor
-Ibanez RG321 ( /w D-Sonic)
-Agile AL-3100 (/w Custom + '59)
-Yamaha FG730S
-Crybaby 535Q
-Keeley TS-9
-ISP Decimator
-B-52 AT-212
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My hats off to you mr. lanzaa and you can put this in your sig

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I remember a guy saying he found a pick inside his girlfriend's vagina once.
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I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
in my faeces i actually swallowed one when i was at school

thank **** it wasnt a big stubby
In my bassists right hand!

Ibanez Jem 777BK, Carvin DC727, Fender MIM Strat
Mesa Boogie DC5
Xotic BB Preamp, Ts9, BBE GS, Boss DD-6
Weber Mass
Morley Bad Horsie 2
Ask me any questions about my gear!
in an ice cream shop, just sitting on the counter.

Must Not Sleep.

Must Warn Others.

Gibson Special Faded SG
Orange Tiny Terror (Combo)
MXR Carbon Copy Delay
Dunlop Crybaby Wah

3DS friend code: 3995-7035-3562
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in my faeces i actually swallowed one when i was at school

thank **** it wasnt a big stubby

Wow what the hell?
Quote by ch715dallat
Necrophagist how could all you n00bs forget the best german metalcore band ever. i think theyre tech metalcore tho or sumfin
Wedged in Angus Young's guitar strings at a rock history museum.
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This man deserves my +1


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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


XBL: huffy409
Guitar Center. Where I go, they usually don't have picks (to use) and you have to ask around til you find someone with a pick.


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what this man says is correct.

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WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??

Inside my old acoustic.
Quote by Jackal58
Nothing is stranger than being anonymous.
i found a red Jazz III in walk in clinic..
it was actually perfect because I was wanting to try them out
My ex gf stuck one in her special spot and didnt tell me and n/m i don't wanna talk about it.
Quote by RPGoof
Heavy metal indicates you are using meth, LSD, ecstasy or cocaine.
A 5 Star rich people caviar ****ing hotel...in an elevator.

I looked like a hobo! (Slayer shirt with destroyed camo shorts and crabby scummy dirty shoes)
Not weird, but the only place I've ever found a pick was at a small club before a concert.
PRS SE SC ♦ Dean Cadi ♦ Squier Strat ♦ Crate V5 ♦ AXL Akita AT30 ♦ Alhambra 4P ♦ Takamine f-349 ♦ Goodall KCJ
Boss ME-20 ♦ Monteallums modded TS9DX ♦ DOD Grunge ♦ #1Echo ♦
Stuck to my dad's back. I left it on the couch in summer and my dad (who wasn't wearing a shirt) didn't see it when he laid down. My mum told me it was stuck to his back so I had to go peel it off.
I found one in my bottle of lube... wonder how it got there?

The day I see a squirrel masturbating to pictures of other squirrels is the day that we'll lose our human uniqueness.
I thought I lost one and I was switching wallets and there it was!

To know another is to know a universe of others...
Sometimes a soul must wander to truly know it is home.

Andrew McMahon