#1
you know what to do....
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#3
I was at Subway and found a pick on the ground. I was happy because I was pickless for a few months... too much work going to the store for one
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#4
i found one in a field once. i was well pleased. can never have enough picks
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#5
Tumble dryer dust collecter thingy, not that strange, it must have been in my pocket, I just don't know how it passed through the filter to get there.
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#6
You're mom's snizz. Which begs the question, how did it get there buddy?


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#9
One time I had lost a pick in my friend's room, and because I had just started that was the only pick I had. We spent half an hour going through his room trying to find it. A few days later it magically reappeared, lying on an obvious spot on the floor.
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#10
Outside in our Garden. I was like WTF?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#12
I saw a monkey playing guitar in the zoo and stole the pick from him, he threw poop at me because he was mad, but now I regret not getting the guitar because it was a nice lil Taylor.
#13
An abandoned drug rehab center.
What can we do with a canoe that will make people say, "Oh No, What's Wrong With Them?"
#15
My friend had stolen a pick from me once, then I was at a different friends house a month later and found it on his dresser.
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#16
On the floor at the petrol station on saturday. It was really worn aswell, and is almost circular. I picked it up when I was very drunk, wasn't sure if it was a pick or not, and put it in my pocket so I could check the next day. It was a Tortex!
#17
Apparently my friends dog **** out one of my picks. I didn't use it though, so idk if it counts.

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#18
the floor
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#19
I remember a guy saying he found a pick inside his girlfriend's vagina once.
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#21
in my faeces i actually swallowed one when i was at school

thank **** it wasnt a big stubby
#24
In my bassists right hand!


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#25
in an ice cream shop, just sitting on the counter.

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#26
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in my faeces i actually swallowed one when i was at school

thank **** it wasnt a big stubby



Wow what the hell?
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#27
Wedged in Angus Young's guitar strings at a rock history museum.
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#28
Guitar Center. Where I go, they usually don't have picks (to use) and you have to ask around til you find someone with a pick.

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#30
Inside my old acoustic.
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#31
i found a red Jazz III in walk in clinic..
it was actually perfect because I was wanting to try them out
#33
My ex gf stuck one in her special spot and didnt tell me and n/m i don't wanna talk about it.
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#34
A 5 Star rich people caviar ****ing hotel...in an elevator.


I looked like a hobo! (Slayer shirt with destroyed camo shorts and crabby scummy dirty shoes)
#35
Not weird, but the only place I've ever found a pick was at a small club before a concert.
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#36
Stuck to my dad's back. I left it on the couch in summer and my dad (who wasn't wearing a shirt) didn't see it when he laid down. My mum told me it was stuck to his back so I had to go peel it off.
#38
I found one in my bottle of lube... wonder how it got there?
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#39
I thought I lost one and I was switching wallets and there it was!

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