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#1
There are alot of stupid conspiracy theories out there that make little sense and are backed up by "evidence" which is in most cases quotes taken out of context complete lies, distortion of facts and other things like that.

So make your own conspiracy using anything you can, the wilder the theory while still somewhat in your supposed evidence the better.

Rate eachothers theories based on whatever you like.

This could turn out to be a decent thread or a complete fail but its worth a try.

Inspired by the recent 9/11 conspiracy thread.
#2
the military is secretly injecting their soilders with shots that slowly turn them half man half walrus creatures so they can swim to the cold oceans near russia to strike

1 million interweb points to anyone who gets the refernce


#3
9/11
I know now what I knew then, but I didn't know then what I know now
#5
George Bush pees out his finger.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#9
Quote by chrismacker
uhh...the female orgasm
i tried for 27 seconds...it doesnt happen

your just not doing it right
#10
Aliens invented humankind to see how fast we would evolve and turn into a civilized society.
#12
Quote by riffermadness25
the military is secretly injecting their soilders with shots that slowly turn them half man half walrus creatures so they can swim to the cold oceans near russia to strike

1 million interweb points to anyone who gets the refernce





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#13
Coke and Pepsi are the same thing!

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!
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Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#14
The holocaust never happened. well did you see it? then it didnt happen
Call me Jack
#15
UG has several users that are actually FBI agents doing underground work for the federal government.
I see no sign of fortress.
#16
We only started existing about twenty seconds ago. Thoughts were placed in our minds to make it seem longer.
#17
Mr. Roger's death was an inside job.

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#18
Quote by srv_king
The holocaust never happened. well did you see it? then it didnt happen


the holocaust is just one of those things that you hope happened.

it's like the bible. it gives you faith
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Cheers to you triple x maniac


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Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#19
Do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?They're building landing strips for gay martians,I swear to God.
#20
Quote by riffermadness25
the military is secretly injecting their soilders with shots that slowly turn them half man half walrus creatures so they can swim to the cold oceans near russia to strike

1 million interweb points to anyone who gets the refernce



King of the hill
You stole my Overture
#24
Quote by triple_X_maniac
Coke and Pepsi are the same thing!

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!

You wake up. Coke is clearly superior, and even if you disagree they are most certainly different.
#25
Wisconsin is a myth. yeah, just a marketing name for cheese.

and slash never lived. hes a myth too. there i said it.
My pedalboard is worth more than my car, but that doesn't say much for either.
#26
heres a good one.

"Make your own conspiracy theory game" has 36 letters (including spaces)

36=3x6=666

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My pedalboard is worth more than my car, but that doesn't say much for either.
#27
Canada turned 141 on July 1st. On that same day, the price of gas in several locations changed to $1.41/L. The gas companies forced people to pay for higher prices by making it seem more "patriotic".
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#28
Quote by Twisted Magnum
The Jews are planning to wipe Alabama off the map.

Ah, ****. Damn Jews.

OMGEEZE GAIZ!!! LIEK TEH SATTALITE CASSINI IZ GUNNA TURN SATURNZ INTO ANOTHER SUN WE ALL ARE GUNNA DIE ITZ NASA CONSPIRASEE!!!!!111eleventyone

Oh my Lord, I feel terrible for doing that...
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


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Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.
#29
Do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?
I know, they're making landing strips for gay martians.

A million p0nX points to anyone who gets that.
#30
You know that big piece of land on top of the U.S.? The one they want us to think is 'Canada?' Well... its not a country at all, its a staging area.

For... for... Oh God... they're going to make us all...

DRINK MILK FROM BAGS

OH GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT
We're only strays.
#31
Quote by original=punk
Do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?
I know, they're making landing strips for gay martians.

A million p0nX points to anyone who gets that.


A little late there buddy
#34
Bigfoot shot JFK from the grassy knoll with the help of the Loch Ness monster.
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I went as Darth Vadar to a school dance before.

Sure I got kicked out, but the DJ played the Imperial March and I just felt badass.
#35
Bigfoot is real, but not the one everybody knows. Sure we've heard the stories of a hairy ape roaming about the Americas, but the real bigfoot's name is Bob and he works at a Frisky's in Philly. He has an autobiography due out this fall. Some have criticized it as a cheap opprotunity to cash in on his fame, considering he's already lined up a string of talk show appearences, including the two greatest talk shows of all time, The Colbert Report and the Philoprah Show With Philoprah Starring Philoprah, but others call it an endearing, heartfelt masterpiece of modern nonfiction worthy of sitting among authors such as Mick Foley and James Frey.
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#36
Our doctors are injecting us with serums that will render us immune to various diseases like measles and meningitis!
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how about the way your entire country generalizes a culture by the actions of a few, citing any Americans idea of a middle eastern person.
#37
Quote by riffermadness25
the military is secretly injecting their soilders with shots that slowly turn them half man half walrus creatures so they can swim to the cold oceans near russia to strike

1 million interweb points to anyone who gets the refernce




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i want my points, or an e-cookie


To contribute:
Robots are going to poison our asses with poisonous gasses.
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why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


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#39
Quote by underoath0902
heres a good one.

"Make your own conspiracy theory game" has 36 letters (including spaces)

36=3x6=666

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.......


=18 but i see what you mean...
#40
The government secretly manufactures every single one of the illegal Peer-to-Peer and music-downloading programs, so that they can legally subdue and arrest the lower classes of civilization, i.e. those who cannot afford to buy every album or video at a retail store.
Life is underrated.


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That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
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