#1
Verse 1
F#
Sittin with you
A
Late at night
E F#
My penis is putting up a fight
F# A
There's something I gotta get out
B C#
I will wait till i turn you about


Chorus
F#
Surprise buttsex
A
Riding up your asshole
B
Surprise buttsex
A F#
Turning me on
F#
Surprise buttsex
A
Giving me an erection
B
Surprise buttsex
A F#
Turning me on

Verse 2
F#
I hope that you don't mind
A
My penis in your behind
E
I think it fits quite nicely
F#
It was inserted quite precisely
F#
Don't you wish you had a dick
A
A big one long and thick
E
You could screw a man or woman
F#
You could even **** a dolphin
F#
Your asshole is quite wide
A
And I hope you like to divide
E
Cuz half of 54 is 26
F#
The length in inches of my three dicks

Solo
F# (guitar solo)
A
E
F#

Chorus
F#
Surprise buttsex
A
Riding up your asshole
B
Surprise buttsex
A F#
Turning me on
F#
Surprise buttsex
A
Giving me an erection
B
Surprise buttsex
A F#
Turning me on

Verse 3
F#
My time with you was very good
A
But I'm afraid I'm losing my wood
E
I have enourmous balls

Off to never never land


Yeah, I really shouldn't have posted this...
#2
LMFAO HARDCORE! yah im saving this in my favorites.
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i just want to let you know that made my day.



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#4
LMFAO that was sweet, see if you can figure a way to incorporate "high speed lane change" into it and record i wanna hear this when its done
#5
This makes me think of Reel Big Fish for some reason...

Also, wow. Just; wow. Not only was the topic crude, but it actually worked as a theme, and made me laugh. Very unexpected.