#1
In two days, I will be embarking on a cruise, and I need stuff to do to keep myself entertained, anybody have ideas?
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#4
you will be entertained
its actually a fun time with tons of shows at night, cool drinks, the best food

it would help to know where its going to be (Alaska, Europe ect)
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#5
Just eat :/
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#7
Hijack it.

'Nuff said.
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#10
bring your guitar and a tab book.

and don't forget: gameboy colour + pokemon yellow = endless fun.
#11
Write your name on a penny and roll it off the ship claiming that body of water as yours.
#12
i can't bring a guitar =/
and im going to like st thomas and cozumel and some other places
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bring your guitar and a tab book.

and don't forget: gameboy colour + pokemon yellow = endless fun.



pokemon yellows no fun without the rare candy glitch
i'd recomend red or silver version
I want Super Saiyan abilities
#15
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#16
Is it a carnival cruise? If so, how old are you? They have designated clubs for 15+ year olds and the one I went in was great. I missed dinner when they had pork chops and I don't regret it (I also missed a stop we made to Costa Maya, but I stayed up til 3 the night before partying it up, and I do regret that). Anyway, at first the cruise seems like it sucks because you can't find anything to do, but just look at the booklet list and see what they have that you like.


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i can't bring a guitar =/
and im going to like st thomas and cozumel and some other places


Cozumel is badass. You can be about 13 (possibly younger) and buy alcohol. I also recommend Mr. Santo's beach. Whatever you do, don't walk around without shade for about 3 hours like I did (I was told there was a topless beach nearby... ) or else you will be burnt to a crisp. Also, don't drink the tap because it has amoebas in it.
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#17
throw little children overboard. i heard they don't stop for people who fall off.
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#19
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Bring/get drugs.


Good luck sneaking some in. By the port we were at in Cozumel, that place that sold drugs was (ironically) right next to the police station. But, even the police know it helps the economy (they currently have 10 pesos to 1 dollar). SWIM tried to get some weed (because they sell pipes EVERYWHERE!) but was pissed when he found that out. Go ahead and buy a cheap pipe though.

P.S. Cubans are legal in Mexico.
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#20
haha yeah its a carnival
and i am 15
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#21
You have two options, and frankly you can do both if you so choose:

1. Lose your virginity.

2. Jump off. Every cruise needs "that guy" and that can be you.
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#22
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haha yeah its a carnival
and i am 15


I was too.
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#24
i went on a cruise to key west, cozumel, and belize. it was really cool. very short trip though, i would have liked to spend more time on it. it was only a few days (3-5 or something).

girls are fairly easy on cruises, they know you're never going to see each other again


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#25
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You have two options, and frankly you can do both if you so choose:

1. Lose your virginity.

2. Jump off. Every cruise needs "that guy" and that can me you.

1.already lost that

2 I am not going to be that guy

but it is obviously apparent that i need to find a girl on that boat
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#27
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1.already lost that

2 I am not going to be that guy

but it is obviously apparent that i need to find a girl on that boat

And you're only 15? What ever happened to predectability? The milk man, the paper boy, evenin TV...
#28
thats what you get when you date thomasville chicks who do ex
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#29
I took a royal carribbean cruise to jamaica, haiti, grand cayman, and cozumel, and it was awesome...we partyed all night long and had a blast...I recomment Paradise Beach in cozumel, thats my favorite spot...and order a Tequila Sunrise =)

BTW...the mexicans told us that in mexico as long as you are old enough to say the word corona, you can buy beer/wine/liquor
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#30
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Also, don't drink the tap because it has amoebas in it.

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#31
Just have fun on the cruise...You're saying it as if you're going to live in a remote cabin in Greenland. There'll be plenty to do.
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