#2
"intend on masturbating soon".

You make it sound like some holy sacrifice. Well technically it is, as long as you aren't shooting blanks.
#5
Quote by soulflyV
Welding? In a porn thread?

um....oops!


Awesome
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#6


You're welcome.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#7
Uhh I'm glad you guys are enjoying my thread but could you please like start the sexy images and vids right now I am so restless tonight
#8
we cant send you porn on here for it will ban us. cant you use google like every other 12 year old
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Get a boner and slap your school doctor in the face with your penis.

It'll be funny.


Haiku by of friend of mine:
Fat guy play the bass
Get your jam on, get your jam
And peanut butter


Live Fast, Die Fun
#10
Let's get this straight. You have the whole internet at your disposal for msturbating purposes and you came to The Pit?
#11
Quote by dylanfujii
Uhh I'm glad you guys are enjoying my thread but could you please like start the sexy images and vids right now I am so restless tonight


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#12
Quote by SmarterChild
Let's get this straight. You have the whole internet at your disposal for msturbating purposes and you came to The Pit?


um...oops!?
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#14
Quote by burgurhead1812
we cant send you porn on here for it will ban us. cant you use google like every other 12 year old


my parents have parental control.


but my email is
#15
Quote by dylanfujii
my parents have parental control.


but my email is ...

You know what's a really dumb idea? Posting your email here.

Um...oops?
#16
Quote by SmarterChild
Let's get this straight. You have the whole internet at your disposal for msturbating purposes and you came to The Pit?



parental control hello havent you ever heard of it


and plus my brother is sleeping in this veryroom so i wouldnt want if he suddnly woke up and saw what i was doing
#17
Quote by SmarterChild
You know what's a really dumb idea? Posting your email here.

Um...oops?



y all the information i put on my email accoutn is false so you can't really stalk me or anything

and i can tell from what has viruses and what doesnt so yea
#18
anyway somehelp the p it has been im gonna have to go without the internet now then I'll sleep if you do find hot p orn though plese send it to me yea