#1
I dont think this is relationship thread material, but I could be wrong

Theres a house down the road from me where 3 or 4 very attractive girls live, I would like to meet them, but have no idea how to go about it...I'm a confident guy so its not an insecurity issue, its just I have no idea how to approach the situation. This is just about meeting them, not being in a relationship with them.

Any suggestions?
i play drums and guitar :
#3
Wait outside their house for the postman, beat him up and then take their mail. Drop by later in the day saying you accidentally got some of their letters, be charming and witty, and then you'll be in there.

Or you could see if you can't find out where they hang out/what pubs they frequent/whatever, and strike up a conversation.
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#7
Ibanez for life has it right. Or, a personal favorite, knock on there door with a Corona in your hand and say your looking for limes then invite them to come over for some beers. Hahaha.
#8
Get your ass down there and say hello. Or you could always ask for a cup of sugar.
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#9
Kill or abduct one of them.
Then they will come to your door and ask if you have seen her.

Problem solved.
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#10
Quote by valdean
Kill or abduct one of them.
Then they will come to your door and ask if you have seen her.

Problem solved.

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#11
i like the mail idea...they are about a 3rd of a mile down the road so kicking a ball or playing guitar wont work...
i play drums and guitar :
#12
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Wait outside their house for the postman, beat him up and then take their mail. Drop by later in the day saying you accidentally got some of their letters, be charming and witty, and then you'll be in there.


Do this.
#13
Postman idea...

PURE GENIUS!

I actually think you should do it.

Or you could wait 'till they're outside, then walk by slowly, staring at them, saying nothing. Do this a few times a day. You'll get laid in no time!
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Last edited by humperdunk at Jul 4, 2008,
#14
Sit on thier lawn and play guitar and sing. or when they're out side walk past naked and say"See anything you like." That will get thier attention.
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#15
Yeah just play guitar outside while they are also outside.
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#16
Stalk them! Find out where they go, and show up there and say hello.
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#17
Set fire to their house, when they run out stand there with a bucket of water and be like "Oh I just happened to be in the neighbourhood with this bucket of water, may I be of assistance?". Once you've put the fire out with the bucket they'll think of you as their saviour.

How you put the housefire out with a bucket of water is your problem.
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