#1
Ok...
I'm half-drunk and desperate to relieve my-self (not like that) ..


so, as some of you may know, i was supposed to go to amsterdam with 2 friends of mine

BUT

i get a phone call 2 seconds ago and they say:
"dude, we gonna go to egipt (marsalem) for 400 euros"

while i suggested the fact that we go to Aachen (which is a 15 minute bus drive from Holland) stay for FREE at my empty AUNT'S house.

GODDAMMIT!

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#3
Wow... that sucks dude.
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#5
Quote by CliffIsAngry
... dumb friends you got. Legal drugs = win reason to go to holland, or nearby!


EXACTLY!!!!!

LEGAL DRUGS!!!

i mean..it beats EVERYTHING!! EVEN LEGAL DRINKING!!

how RETARDED CAN YOU GET!!!?!?!!

wtf happened to COMMON STONER SENSE!!?!!?
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#7
Quote by -deathbox-
EXACTLY!!!!!

LEGAL DRUGS!!!

i mean..it beats EVERYTHING!! EVEN LEGAL DRINKING!!

how RETARDED CAN YOU GET!!!?!?!!

wtf happened to COMMON STONER SENSE!!?!!?


they were probably to stoned to use their common sense.
#8
because theres more to life than getting drunk and smoking pot
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#11
How bout... You go to your aunts empty house with a prostitute...
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#12
Quote by -deathbox-
EXACTLY!!!!!

LEGAL DRUGS!!!

i mean..it beats EVERYTHING!! EVEN LEGAL DRINKING!!

how RETARDED CAN YOU GET!!!?!?!!

wtf happened to COMMON STONER SENSE!!?!!?
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#13
Quote by MightyAl
Boo-hoo.
Cry more, but not here, you depressing oik.


does it seem like i'm crying, you pathetic internet bully (which stoops lower than the handicap-bully)?

I'm not writing a song about it and naming it "no more 420 in adam" i'm fuking ranting about it.

so why don't you do ug and my sanity a favour and gtfo, you sad '07er.
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#15
Quote by Portuguese_boy
Illegal weed > Legal weed.


ah, but
Amsterdam weed>any other illegal weed...

so..

legal weed>illegal weed

PLUS the fact that you can smoke it in-doors with a cup of hot cocoa in a f-ing coffe shop IN AMSTERDAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHH!!
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#16
Go outside grab some sand then show them the sand in your hand and say "there weve been to Egypt. Now lets go to HOLLAANNNNDDDD."
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#17
Egypt > Holland.
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#18
Quote by denn0069
Go outside grab some sand then show them the sand in your hand and say "there weve been to Egypt. Now lets go to HOLLAANNNNDDDD."


lol, i think i'd kill em with it.

I HATE THE BEACH AND WATER AND THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!
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#19
Quote by -deathbox-
does it seem like i'm crying, you pathetic internet bully (which stoops lower than the handicap-bully)?

I'm not writing a song about it and naming it "no more 420 in adam" i'm fuking ranting about it.

so why don't you do ug and my sanity a favour and gtfo, you sad '07er.

You will be crying, when you realise your 'friends' ditched you because you're an ass.
#20
lol, i think i'd kill em with it.

I HATE THE BEACH AND WATER AND THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!

VAMPIRE!

VAMPIRE!!!
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#21
Quote by -deathbox-
you pathetic internet bully (which stoops lower than the handicap-bully)?

you sad '07er.

#22
Why don't you invite 2 random UGers to meet you. And why is your Aunt empty? That just sounds creepy.
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#23
Quote by MightyAl
You will be crying, when you realise your 'friends' ditched you because you're an ass.


lol


name three friends of yours.


your teddy bear doesn't count, internet bad-ass.
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#24
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#25
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lol


name three friends of yours.


your teddy bear doesn't count, internet bad-ass.

You know, people at my school had grown out of that by about age 11.
And I'm not drinking on my own.
#26
It's pretty clear the you wanted to go to Amsterdam to sleep with a shemale prostitute, not to take drugs.
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#27
Quote by -deathbox-
lol


name three friends of yours.


your teddy bear doesn't count, internet bad-ass.


Name 2 friends of yours who wants to go with you to Holland, instead of Egypt.
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#28
Quote by MightyAl
You know, people at my school had grown out of that by about age 11.
And I'm not drinking on my own.


Someone wouldn't answer.
Anyway, who said he was drinking alone? He may have just come home from a party.

Ps:

Fight fight fight
#29
Going to the Dam on Thursday, woot woot
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#30
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Name 2 friends of yours who wants to go with you to Holland, instead of Egypt.

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#31
Quote by valdean
Name 2 friends of yours who wants to go with you to Holland, instead of Egypt.



i've already recruited 3 of my german friends and my cousin, we'll be staying at my aunt's house. (but i must say, good joke. )

and to the other douche,

it seems you haven't grown out of picking internet fights.

continue fapping to anime on youporn.

oh and another thing, i just came from a party. that's why i'm half-drunk, but i bow down to your empiric knowledge of how to get drunk.


hurry up the anime video on youporn on the oher tab is almost completeley loaded!
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#32
Quote by Jackal58
Why don't you invite 2 random UGers to meet you. And why is your Aunt empty? That just sounds creepy.


I lol'd hard

Poor woman. Empty usually mean you're depressed

Personally I'd rather go to amsterdam and smoke pot and sex hookers than go to egypt and have sand in my crotch. But hey, that's just me and my non granular-material ways.
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#33
Quote by Kensai
I lol'd hard

Poor woman. Empty usually mean you're depressed

Personally I'd rather go to amsterdam and smoke pot and sex hookers than go to egypt and have sand in my crotch. But hey, that's just me and my non granular-material ways.


Only a fag can't handle sandy-crotch.
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#34
Quote by figsandbobo
Only a fag can't handle sandy-crotch.


WELL I GUESS I'M A FAG THEN

I might catch the same thing from the prostitutes, though.
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#35
Quote by figsandbobo
Only a fag can't handle sandy-crotch.


only a fag prefers sandy-crotch from satisfied crotch and weed
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#36
Quote by Kensai
WELL I GUESS I'M A FAG THEN

I might catch the same thing from the prostitutes, though.


The Egypt version is much more mild.
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#37
Quote by -deathbox-
only a fag prefers sandy-crotch from satisfied crotch and weed


WELL I GUESS I'M A FAG THEN.

Also LOLOLOL DOUBLE POST.
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#38
Quote by Kensai
I lol'd hard

Poor woman. Empty usually mean you're depressed

Personally I'd rather go to amsterdam and smoke pot and sex hookers than go to egypt and have sand in my crotch. But hey, that's just me and my non granular-material ways.

I'll meet you there. Can we blow things up too?
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I'll meet you there. Can we blow things up too?


I wouldn't have it any other way

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The Egypt version is much more mild.


Nah I dunno. I've had some pretty mild herpes.
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#40
Quote by RatmN'Roses
because theres more to life than getting drunk and smoking pot



How right you are.


Theres also hallucinogens