#1
I shit you not.

I was browsing EBAY! And stumbled upon this little Jem.

Someone buy it, please.
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#2
"have you ever wanted to give a loved one or someone special a meaty sausage?"

Yes. Yes i have.
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#3
dildo?
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#4


Mmmmmmmmm, that's a nice action shot of his 11 year old meat log....
That's what some one wants their love one to do for 'em, pay some guy on the internet so they could cram his 11 year old sausage in their mouth.......
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Last edited by OzarkMDaredevil at Jul 4, 2008,
#7
They don't provide a picture of the expiration date do they?
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#9
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They don't provide a picture of the expiration date do they?


You're right they don't... I bet it's a scam
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PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#10
If you ate it you'd probably devolop some strange disease
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#13
Quote by Rocking-Rob
I used to eat peperamis at lunch time 11 years ago.

They used to have purple peperarmis too.


Turkey Pepperami.

I swear to god I remember a cheese Pepperami.

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvZT-ModHlc

Yes, I was right.
Last edited by Small Print at Jul 4, 2008,
#15
I wish someone would pay a quid for my 17 year old spicey salami snack

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#17
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I don't remember cheese ones!
Damnnn

I can remember having one from Asda, but I don't remember the taste.
#18
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I wish someone would pay a quid for my 17 year old spicey salami snack



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