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#1
My girlfriend Sarah has this friend Named Keith who has been going after her for quite some time now. She doesn't really care that he's doing this, and she shouldn't, because he has no chance. But anywho... naturally, he hates me simply because I'm with Sarah, and it's really starting to anger me.

I wouldn't actually say anger... because it's actually quite funny. Still though. Whenever I talk to him he goes on about how much of a "fag" I am, and so on and so forth... usually ending with him saying he wants to "kick my ass"... typical.

What do I do?

He's annoying me! I don't want him as a part of my happy life.
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#2
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#3
Well you do sound like a bit of a fag.
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#5
Tell her to have a word with him?
Or try to have a serious conversation with him about it.
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#8
bum him
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#9
Lol. Thanks guys. Seriously. I have tried to talk about it.

He's always telling my girlfriend that he loves her and tells all these corny lines trying to get her.

I've tried... he just ends up in the same mindset towards me. No matter how rational I am.

I also don't trust him when they hang out together.
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#10
What age are you?
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#11
Quote by guitardude34875
1. rape keith
2. icyhot
3.???????????????????
4. PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!


You haven't done these before, have you.
#12
1) Grow Balls
2) Assert your authority and plainly tell him what he is doing and how pathetic it is
3) Come to some sort of compramise or challenge him to a duel (ie, fight over her) Chicks dig that.......

It sounds like you have nothing to worry about since your lady doesnt show the slightest bit of intrest in him
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#13
well the only answer is to beat the **** out of him and tell him to leave you two the **** alone

it worked for me one time
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#14
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What age are you?

15...

2) Assert your authority and plainly tell him what he is doing and how pathetic it is

I've done that. He's affraid of me in person. But on MSN he's quite the "....tough guy".
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#16
Quote by Slinov
Personally, i think you should lay him out. Putting him on his ass would shut him up.

I want some edged brass knuckles.

It sounds like you have nothing to worry about since your lady doesnt show the slightest bit of intrest in him

Well no, she does hang out with him from time to time though.
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#17
kick his ass. Seriously. If he's directly hitting on her and telling her stuff like that, he deserves to get his ass kicked. Any person who hits on a woman while her "man" (in this case) knows about it should get his ass kicked.

just the fact he calls you fag and you don't smack him makes we wonder if he should have her :O
#18
I've been told so many times not to start anything. I'm holding it in.

Maybe if I let him hit me first...
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#19
Quote by Fryer Mike



I've done that. He's affraid of me in person. But on MSN he's quite the "....tough guy".


, So he goes all Keybord warrior on MSN but in person he's afraid of you ?

You really dont have anything to worry about, he sounds like a grade A asshole
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"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#20
I dont know..... You do kind of sound like a fag.
this kid might have a point.

Maybe you should grow a pair and beat the **** out of him?

A real man doesnt let his woman take that.
#22
Quote by Fryer Mike
I also don't trust him when they hang out together.

You should trust her.

I do wonder why she hangs around with him though if he's being a pain in the backside :/
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#23
I don't have anything to WORRY about. But I'm frustrated with his lack of understanding. He's annoying.

I do trust her. And I know he can't get her.
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Agile Intrepid 828

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#24
Quote by Fryer Mike
15...

That was just curiosity, I think you should have serious words with this f*cker with a view to bust his head open
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#26
Actually, maybe its you who needs to get his ass kicked.
You really don't need to ask the pit what to do in this situation...
#27
I want to kick his head in. But I don't want to get ARRESTED, a*shole.
Actually the police isn't what bothers me. Sarah won't be pleased. Or maybe she will.
Hmmmm

And actually I DO need to ask the pit. Don't tell me what I do and do not need.
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Last edited by Fryer Mike at Jul 4, 2008,
#28
Quote by Fryer Mike
I don't have anything to WORRY about. But I'm frustrated with his lack of understanding. He's annoying.

I do trust her. And I know he can't get her.


Then keep away from him? WTF do you have his msn for?

You're asking for it man.
#29
Quote by Fryer Mike
I want to kick his head in. But I don't want to get ARRESTED, a*shole.

There not going to arrest you for fighting some kid.
Unless you jump out of a tree and beat him with a lead pipe or something im pretty sure they cant charge assault as long as hes not seriously hurt.
#30
I have his MSN so I can laugh when he blindly insults me. It's pathetic.
He probably blocked me.
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#31
Relationship thread. SD was right.
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#32
Quote by Fryer Mike
I have his MSN so I can laugh when he blindly insults me. It's pathetic.
He probably blocked me.


At least he didn't make a thread about it on UG.

Grow teh **** up.
#33
Quote by Fryer Mike
I want to kick his head in. But I don't want to get ARRESTED, a*shole.
Actually the police isn't what bothers me. Sarah won't be pleased. Or maybe she will.
Hmmmm

And actually I DO need to ask the pit. Don't tell me what I do and do not need.



dude dont get pissy at the pit just because your a pubesant twat who cant fight to hold his own ground when another male is on your territory.

so shut the heck up and grow a pair
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Words for describing the ladies subtly

Damage - bit of alright
Major damage - bloody fit
Damage has been done - older fit bird
minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
#34
Quote by PissInMyShoeses
There not going to arrest you for fighting some kid.
Unless you jump out of a tree and beat him with a lead pipe or something im pretty sure they cant charge assault as long as hes not seriously hurt.

If he hits me first, it's self-defense. So...
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#36
Quote by Fryer Mike
If he hits me first, it's self-defense. So...

Thats it.
Just go break up with your girlfriend and apologize for making her a lesbian and wasting her time.
HOnestly bro, you do sound like a woman.
Whining on a forum....Afraid to start a fight...
#37
Same age as me.
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#39
You can't get charged for assault you are underage, the police will just take you to your house and tell your parents. At the most you will have to do community service if you really beat the **** out of the guy.
#40
Quote by PissInMyShoeses
Thats it.
Just go break up with your girlfriend and apologize for making her a lesbian and wasting her time.
HOnestly bro, you do sound like a woman.
Whining on a forum....Afraid to start a fight...

Quiet you!
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