#1
Ok, so 2 days ago I went swimming in a river by a waterfall except the water was kinda low and stagnant because it hadn't rained in awhile. Then the next day i went swimming in it again except i wore the same bathing suit which I hadn't washed and wore a wet bathing suit around for the whole day. Today I have a ton of red pimples on my ass and it's rly nasty.

So does anyone how to get rid of this **** or experienced something similar?
#5
dunk your buttocks in peanut butter and have a dog lick it off
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#6
pop them with a rusty nail.
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#7
he's got pimples on his butt he is nice

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he's got pimples on his butt he is nice

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he's got pimples on his butt, he's got pimples on his butt,

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body and/or acne wash
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#9
uhh its a rash you

youre not suposed to wear wet clothes

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#11
Maybe it's puberty? If it's possible to break out that fast, on your buttocks.
#13
Its a rash, you may want to see a dermatoligist or doctor if it stays for a while, a friend of mine had that once after swimming in a contaminated lake.

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#14
um whats up here?! dude, some other guy just posted another thread on this not a month ago!!!


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Its a rash, you may want to see a dermatoligist or doctor if it stays for a while, a friend of mine had that once after swimming in a contaminated lake.


****! I hope that river wasn't contaminated or anything.
#16
lol at the replies. but seriusly though, just don't scratch that ****. just try not to irritate it or anything. i had it. i had no friends so it was all good, i didn't have to tell anyone. but i wanted to cuz i wanted to explain why i was only sitting on half of the chair, like with only one buttcheek. mine wasn't like many, it was just one huge one. but it went away. but my scars remind me the past is real. srsly, dont scratch them or it'll leave a mark for a few years. one it starts pussing , it'l go away. dont make it puss though, try to ignore it so that it will go away before it starts pussing, or else it might get ugly
#18
It's actually like a GPS beacon for rapists. Either loc down your house, or get some lube.
#20
Did you shower afterwards? It's possible that those parasites are in yer bum if you didn't. They just get in and your bodies kills em but you get a rash as a result.
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****! I hope that river wasn't contaminated or anything.

Stagnant water, as said by Wikipedia, "can be a major environmental hazard"

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#29
Trust me dude, chicks dig butt acne. go commando and wear loose shorts tomorrow. once a chick sees your bunt acne, she'll try to lick it.
Last edited by bendystraw at Jul 4, 2008,
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Bumples.
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#31
Wipe better next time you take a dump.
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