#1
Yep our very own “Grumpy old bastard” is just a wee bit older and grumpier today.
Happy birthday Nick (Aka Grundy0) (And yes it is now July 5th in the UK for my timezone challenged countrymen)
To help ease you into another miserable year of middle age I got you some Earl Grey

A private nurse to help in your recovery

Something for the nurse to listen too.

A little “pick me up”

And a little “set me down”


Happy birthday to you my friend. I’m glad you made it to it.
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Last edited by Jackal58 at Jul 4, 2008,
#5
Happy birthday!
If I could find it I'd post you the Super Mario cake I got for my third birthday.

You can just picture it's awesomeness though
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#7
Loss of eye sight?

Don't worry, I gots you some glasses.
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#8
Good to have you back mate! Have a great birthday!
I got you:

The batmobile
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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


PROUD EVERTONIAN
#9
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It looks like her ass is on the wrong side!
It's on the front!


HBD man!
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EDIT: i googled it, you guys are gross.


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#10
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It looks like her ass is on the wrong side!
It's on the front!


HBD man!



LOL!!! Good Eyes!!
#11
Happy birthday! I got you:

A lifetime supply of AOL trial discs


....and.....

A disc gun to shoot them at people with!
#12
Happy birthday! Hopefully many more!


I want nurses for my birthday


Oh also, i got you this for your birthday! Its the same gift my girlfriend got me!



Enjoy!
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Last edited by RiseAgainst at Jul 4, 2008,
#13
I got you a mid life crisis-mobile!



Now you can pretend you're that twenty three year old rebellious biker at heart!
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#15

A DVD Rewinder just for you
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#16
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I got you a:

Gibson ES-335


The 24 Sussex Street. (Canada's Prime Minister house)


A Paris-Brest


A Rolls-Royce Drophead Coupé


And a pair of Muse Tickets!
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Need fashion advice?

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i love you more than words can express jean.


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#17
Happy Birthday.

I donated money in your name to a charity called the "Human Fund." Now you look like a better person!
The.
#21


I got you yahtzee!
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Help me to live.


I make custom guitar wiring harnesses and I'm pretty damn good at it!
#22
I got you one of these to turn on when the kids try to play on your lawn:



Just look at them! They're frozen still in fear! One of them is screaming his lungs off because of the terror!



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#23
Quote by andyd93
Good to have you back mate! Have a great birthday!
I got you:

The batmobile


that looks ****in bad ass!!!

Happy Birthday Nick!
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#24
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Happy Birthday.

I donated money in your name to a charity called the "Human Fund." Now you look like a better person!

George would be proud.


Happy Birthday Nick!

i bought you a Poison Dart Frog....spiderman style!



just be careful with him, and assist him in defeating his arch nemesis Poison Dart Frog 2. venom.



My mind is going. I can feel it.
Last edited by MTVget0FFtheAIR at Jul 5, 2008,
#25
Happy Birthday, Nick.

All the best.
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#26
Happy birthday. I got you a full vampire army.



A vampire slayer to keep those cats under control.



And a bikini model.
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#27
Happy birthday, Grundy!

I got you a fake beard


... It seemed like a good idea at the time... >_> What do you expect when I'm up at 6:30 in the morning after literally no sleep?
#28
Hey he stole my birthday How long till I can get one made for me?

Anyway, Happy Birthday!

I got you Solomon Grundy, the badass action figure!

"Loathe metaphors. Pander to undereducated masses. Get doctorate, have a real conversation" Mordin Solus
#30
Happy birthday mate

*insert crazy e-gift*
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#31
happy birthday holmes, i got you..

..



an old oriental man playing a leaf flute while balancing on a red bottle?
Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.
#32
We should have like a '12 days of Christmas' thing for his birthday.
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#35
Happy Birthday, here's some oddly arranged pencils.

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You, my friend, win in epic proportions




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Man... now I gotta clean my laptop screen.




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^That has too much win for me to handle....
I think I need a glass of water and a nap.


#37
Happy Birthday!
I got you




A jet ski and two women to do as you command. Many sandwiches will be had.
UG's Batman



NOW WITHOUT CHRISTIAN BALE'S "GRUFF" LISPY VOICE!


Batman doesn't need Christmas to wear his Santa hat.
#39
Happy Birthday Nick,I got You The Most Brutal Birthday Gift Ever......


Nothing(cookie to whoever gets the reference)