#1
Inter-species breeding. Human and a Chimpanzee. Very interesting subject, what are your general thoughts on this?

In therory, this would be possible, it's the same concept as a 'liger'. Chimpanzee's are 98% related to humans.

I reccomend you watch this documentary about Oliver the 'Humanzee':
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uSlTxTNAUFI
To get more of an insight on the matter.

Do you think interspecies sexual activity may have been a key part of human evolution?
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Last edited by kidsilcon at Jul 6, 2008,
#7
TS, we don't want to know your life story.

GTFO
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#8
I refuse to click that link unless there's a video of a person and a monkey doin' it.
#9
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I refuse to click that link unless there's a video of a person and a monkey doin' it.

. It's an actual documentary.
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so wait does oliver the humanzee talk and think like real humans do like the chimpkid in next?

He doesn't talk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee
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#14

No monkey secks for me thx
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#15
I remember seeing something about this on the Discovery Channel when I was like 8. It scared the **** out of me.


EDIT: After watching that I can't see why it scared me. Probably my overactive 8 year old mind warping it into a monster.
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#19
This reminds me of a bit Chappelle did about humans fucking monkeys. It was pretty funny.

EDIT: http://youtube.com/watch?v=X9zLK70K-_w

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#21
Well, genentcally Oliver isn't actually a Humanzee - but a incredible chimp. So a human didn't have sex with him.
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#23
That is ****ing disgusting.
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#24
http://www.myspace.com/humanzi

Also, are bestiality threads allowed?

Because that is what this thread is, essentially.
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#25
I want to see a horse-eagle hybrid, a heagle. Or a duck and a chick, a chuck or a dick. Brownies for the reference
#26
I thought that video would be a result of a very lonely, drunken chimpanzee researcher.

I'm very dissapointed.
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#27
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Did they say anything about the one you just used?

Anyway, I don't really care about this whole chimp-human thing.
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#28
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Did they say anything about the one you just used?

Anyway, I don't really care about this whole chimp-human thing.

They did not. And I was hoping to spark off a real debate.
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#31
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee

There have been no scientifically verified specimens of a human/ape hybrid, although a performing chimp named Oliver was popularized during the 1970s as a possible Chuman/Humanzee. Genetic tests conducted at the University of Chicago concluded that, despite Oliver's somewhat unusual appearance and behavior, he was a normal chimpanzee; he had the same number of chromosomes as normal chimpanzees. The "hybrid" claims were possibly a promotional gimmick. As a result of being humanized (habituated to humans rather than to chimps), Oliver was said to be attracted to female humans, and did not mate with chimpanzees.
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#33
How come I've never heard of a Humanzee before? The way they talk about him, it seems like he was huge back in the day. But we've never learned about him in school or anything.
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How come I've never heard of a Humanzee before? The way they talk about him, it seems like he was huge back in the day. But we've never learned about him in school or anything.


because DNA tests proved he was just a normal chimpanzee.
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