Poll: do you use lotion
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View poll results: do you use lotion
yes
2 3%
no
51 71%
sometimes
19 26%
Voters: 72.
#3
nah, too much effort and extra clean up
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#4
Does pit think I should?
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#5
I did it once in the shower with shampoo (didnt have lotion) and my penis hurt like hell the next day.

Normally I just use spit, and by my computer.
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#6
^Soap/shampoo aren't reccomended, lotion doesn't hurt.
It definitely feels better if you use it right before climax, but I don't use it often.
Last edited by RPGoof at Jul 4, 2008,
#7
Nope. I have once before, but it makes things way too messy.
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#8
Quote by (Metal)lica
I did it once in the shower with shampoo (didnt have lotion) and my penis hurt like hell the next day.

Normally I just use spit, and by my computer.

I always use Shampoo in the shower and it doesn't hurt to me . Though it probably hurt to you because Shampoo dries the skin.
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#14
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Butter warmed in the microwave works just fine.


Especially when videogames are involved.


Nice referance. And no i don't
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#16
Depends On the mood
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#18
I don't even masturbate, so no.
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#19
All the time..

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#21
Moisturbation.
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#22
Quote by Msu_Man04
Nah, too messy. If I EVER do in the shower (which is verrrry rare), I'll use body lotion or shampoo or something. I must say, it DOES feel good.



Fapping in the shower is not a good idea, sh!t is like guerrilla glue.
#23
Quote by JeanMi36
I don't even masturbate, so no.



Lets have a vote on BS.
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#24
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Lets have a vote on BS.

i vote yay on this, and sometimes on the poll.
recently it's been more often that i do though...
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#25
Quote by JeanMi36
I don't even masturbate, so no.


You are either:

a. a liar
b. a menopausal woman
b. prepubescent
c. a man with no ****

Take your pick.
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#26
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You are either:

a. a liar
b. a menopausal woman
b. prepubescent
c. a man with no ****

Take your pick.

sooo, a menopausal woman=prepubescent?
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then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

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This monkey's gone to heaven.
#27
Quote by Riddler
You are either:

a. a liar
b. a menopausal woman
b. prepubescent
c. a man with no ****

Take your pick.


Or maybe someone who does NOT enjoy it.
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#28
Quote by Riddler
You are either:

a. a liar
b. a menopausal woman
b. prepubescent
c. a man with no ****

Take your pick.

Why does it concern you if another man masturbates or not?
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#29
Quote by Riddler
You are either:

a. a liar
b. a menopausal woman
b. prepubescent
c. a man with no ****

Take your pick.



Thought that said "take your prick" the first time I read it.


lol.
#30
Quote by JeanMi36
I don't even masturbate, so no.

Lies!
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there's probably humans doing the same thing.
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#31
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Why does it concern you if another man masturbates or not?



He wants to know so he'll have something to think about when next masturbating, if he chooses to do so, which I don't care to know either way.
#32
Rarely.
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#33
Quote by JeanMi36
Or maybe someone who does NOT enjoy it.


How can you not enjoy it ?
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#35
Quote by JeanMi36
Or maybe someone who does NOT enjoy it.


90% Of guys masturbate. The other 10% are liars.
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